Crap Joke No.83840370
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Will my continental quilt still work after Brexit?!!
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- The Raven
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Do the Wasps rugby team have a bee team?
- Boody
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Hi Bag LadyBag Lady wrote:Me too!
(Hi Boody)

I can't help getting old. I just refuse to grow up.
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Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £50, is that two deer?
- cerdan6899
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To the person who stole my antidepressants...i hope your happy now.
i want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live
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I kept getting a withheld number calling my mobile. So in the end I answered it an whoever it was on the other end sneezed, coughed 6 times, blew their nose an promptly hung up...
I hate cold callers!
I hate cold callers!
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I’m going to France tomorrow for the world "Flicking A Ruler On The Edge Of A Desk" championships. It's held annually in the Dordogne.....
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- The Raven
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My girlfriend was dating a circus clown before we met. I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
http://www.firenza.net - my homage to a seventies Vauxhall
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Just had my scan result back from the hospital. They think I may have pneumonoulcramicroscopicsillcovolcaneoccollosis, but at the moment it’s difficult to say.
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I've recently started dating one of a pair of identical twins.
My mate asked how I tell them apart (avoiding any embarrassment).
I replied - luckily Susan always wears purple nail varnish and Brian has a cock!!
My mate asked how I tell them apart (avoiding any embarrassment).
I replied - luckily Susan always wears purple nail varnish and Brian has a cock!!
Allow me to re-arrange your face, sometimes I'd really like to get to know you better