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Farting at Gigs - Smelly Cnuts
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Re: Farting at Gigs - Smelly Cnuts
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
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i remember my early days of punk and there was always a kinda lingering in the air of petula oil, think nearby hippies used to wash the clothes in them,record shops flogged that shit at the time anyways there was some sorta crossover in music as they showed up at stranglers gigs.
theses days i just get the 6footer reeking of garlic that seems to stand in front of me at gigs..few years back i went to one of those punk festivals lotsa new disgruntled punk rockers airing their views, think the stranglers started of kinda mellow songs at the beginning of their set.but their were punks with hairdryers there ffs..that stunk...farts i could skip them smelly cnuts minds me of a old gf skipper named her that as she minded me of the docks..cya in glasgow feb nice n sleazys av a nice Christmas.........................
theses days i just get the 6footer reeking of garlic that seems to stand in front of me at gigs..few years back i went to one of those punk festivals lotsa new disgruntled punk rockers airing their views, think the stranglers started of kinda mellow songs at the beginning of their set.but their were punks with hairdryers there ffs..that stunk...farts i could skip them smelly cnuts minds me of a old gf skipper named her that as she minded me of the docks..cya in glasgow feb nice n sleazys av a nice Christmas.........................
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I was at Ian McNabb's Christmas show a couple of weeks back and someone released some serious chemicals into the air. Was bad enough until my daughter accused me, in front of the entire audience, of dropping it. The shame, the embarassment, the slapping I would have given her if there hadn't have ben witnesses!!!!!!!
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PJayBe wrote:I was at Ian McNabb's Christmas show a couple of weeks back and someone released some serious chemicals into the air. Was bad enough until my daughter accused me, in front of the entire audience, of dropping it. The shame, the embarassment, the slapping I would have given her if there hadn't have ben witnesses!!!!!!!
Philip
So was it you ??
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Some fecker dropped one at Leamington before the Stranglers came on, it bloody stunk!!
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Re: Farting at Gigs - Smelly Cnuts
Maybe the excitement was all too much and someone crapped themselves?
Jim *we've all been there*
Jim *we've all been there*
gizzard wrote:Some fecker dropped one at Leamington before the Stranglers came on, it bloody stunk!!
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God no, not even mine smell as bad as that one did.................Claireinblack wrote:So was it you ??PJayBe wrote:I was at Ian McNabb's Christmas show a couple of weeks back and someone released some serious chemicals into the air. Was bad enough until my daughter accused me, in front of the entire audience, of dropping it. The shame, the embarassment, the slapping I would have given her if there hadn't have ben witnesses!!!!!!!
Philip
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ah.. i was at that gig, and yes it was fekkin rancid, the person needed putting down! top gig by the man tho, fine return to form!PJayBe wrote:I was at Ian McNabb's Christmas show a couple of weeks back and someone released some serious chemicals into the air. Was bad enough until my daughter accused me, in front of the entire audience, of dropping it. The shame, the embarassment, the slapping I would have given her if there hadn't have ben witnesses!!!!!!!
Philip
URGH URGH URGH URGH!!!!
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Astounding gig, couldn't move at all the following day, and I was supposed to be prepping a meal for friends. My daughter has now stolen the first Icies album, must recover it soon!!Roy Batty wrote:ah.. i was at that gig, and yes it was fekkin rancid, the person needed putting down! top gig by the man tho, fine return to form!PJayBe wrote:I was at Ian McNabb's Christmas show a couple of weeks back and someone released some serious chemicals into the air. Was bad enough until my daughter accused me, in front of the entire audience, of dropping it. The shame, the embarassment, the slapping I would have given her if there hadn't have ben witnesses!!!!!!!
Philip
Philip
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after doing some archive reading on GG Allin , this would seem a very minor problem compared to his 'gigs' before he died. not that I am a fan of him
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