HanGreenwell wrote:How did you know he wrote that song about me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? He promised not to tell anyone about the subject matter of that one! And anyways, I hear that even the tiniest, tightest snatch makes ARTHUR'S willy feel like it's a sausage being thrown up the mersey tunnel!
Im a Woman yer daft mersey tunnel fanny beeatch.
Anyway get yer tits oot for the lasses will ya?
Don't mince yer words Arthur!
''I THINK THE STRANGLERS ARE CRIMINALLY VULGAR, VIOLENT AND VORACIOUS, AND I OFTEN WONDER HOW THEY GET AWAY WITH IT.''
HanGreenwell wrote:How did you know he wrote that song about me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? He promised not to tell anyone about the subject matter of that one! And anyways, I hear that even the tiniest, tightest snatch makes ARTHUR'S willy feel like it's a sausage being thrown up the mersey tunnel!
Im a Woman yer daft mersey tunnel fanny beeatch.
Anyway get yer tits oot for the lasses will ya?
Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Hey Im not bald and I don't have tatoos either ya cheeky monkey.
not balding and no tattoons. u mustn't be from leeds then. but do u got turbo?
Yep Leeds born & bred, been ere since I was born, fave city after NYC!
Turbo? turbo what?
aaaaaah nuh-uuuuuh, sistaaaaah! Men from leeds are all balding and all have lotsa tattoons.
and if you dont' know wot turbo is then you don't gotta chance. I am sorry, I am sure you're a farkin h a wrtie in your own way, but ppretending you're from leeds, when you then admit to not having a receeding hairline and also, no tattoons, you can't even remeed yourself with just lying and telling me ya got turbo, then I am sorry, you aint h a w r t in my book. but i will check you out next time we're at the same gig. I take it you'll be wearing black?
to see you worm and squiggle now that things aint gaaaawrn yo' way!
HanGreenwell wrote:
not balding and no tattoons. u mustn't be from leeds then. but do u got turbo?
Yep Leeds born & bred, been ere since I was born, fave city after NYC!
Turbo? turbo what?
aaaaaah nuh-uuuuuh, sistaaaaah! Men from leeds are all balding and all have lotsa tattoons.
and if you dont' know wot turbo is then you don't gotta chance. I am sorry, I am sure you're a farkin h a wrtie in your own way, but ppretending you're from leeds, when you then admit to not having a receeding hairline and also, no tattoons, you can't even remeed yourself with just lying and telling me ya got turbo, then I am sorry, you aint h a w r t in my book. but i will check you out next time we're at the same gig. I take it you'll be wearing black?
remeed is the hawrt way of spelling redeem. is there an edit option on ths forum?
to see you worm and squiggle now that things aint gaaaawrn yo' way!
