Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
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Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
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99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
Now they're sampling the dishes
�“I don't normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious�”
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Take me home
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out
�“Where's my fiorucci?�”
Now the Krona rumour spread
But they didn't tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if 8 out of 10 cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
Now they're sampling the dishes
�“I don't normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious�”
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
Take me home
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out
�“Where's my fiorucci?�”
Now the Krona rumour spread
But they didn't tell the bread
Did you honestly think that they would?
And if 8 out of 10 cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)
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Re: Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
You're Hard
Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
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Trumpton Riots
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i was attracted by a night torchlight parade
and there i came
i was attracted by a night torchlight parade
and there i came
Re: Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train).
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13 Eurogoths Floating in the Dead Sea
Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
Re: Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
Lional / Richtea... half man half biscuit
Something better change!
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All I want for Christmas is a Dukla prague away kit
Please allow me to re-arrange your face sometimes
I'd really like to get to know you better
I'd really like to get to know you better
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Fukin hell its Fred Titumus.
Re: Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?
Not another crap pop culture list song
I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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Left Lyrics In The Practice Room
...I'm making lists of all the people I love,
and all the cunts that should fuck off...
and all the cunts that should fuck off...
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It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"