Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?

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Half Man Half Biscuit Song Of The Day?

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99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

Jesus Christ come on down!


If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw


In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag


99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)


Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded


Now they're sampling the dishes
�“I don't normally like tomatoes John
But this is delicious�”


99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (x4)

Take me home


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�“Where's my fiorucci?�”


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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train).
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13 Eurogoths Floating in the Dead Sea
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Lional / Richtea... half man half biscuit
Something better change!
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Fukin hell its Fred Titumus.
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Not another crap pop culture list song
I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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