laurie wrote:Hand shaking is the in thing in my local
People will shake your hand when they arrive
then again when there leave times that
by 24 people and it a lot of bloody hand shaking
What happened to hello and see you next week
A possibility a few of them shirk the hand basins after paying a visit too
laurie wrote:Hand shaking is the in thing in my local
People will shake your hand when they arrive
then again when there leave times that
by 24 people and it a lot of bloody hand shaking
What happened to hello and see you next week
A possibility a few of them shirk the hand basins after paying a visit too
Loved a pub that had cheese and pickles on the bar
Until someone said that to me
Bag Lady wrote:That time of year when yet again my neighbours show they hate me by putting up BLUE Christmas lights outside their houses. Do they have a committee to organise this?
You'd hate mt tree, blue and purple lights!
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
Bag Lady wrote:That time of year when yet again my neighbours show they hate me by putting up BLUE Christmas lights outside their houses. Do they have a committee to organise this?
You'd hate mt tree, blue and purple lights!
Do want you usually do when I call round - ply me with so much alcohol that I can't focus.
Have you decorated the room with Marmite jars again?
Bag Lady wrote:That time of year when yet again my neighbours show they hate me by putting up BLUE Christmas lights outside their houses. Do they have a committee to organise this?
You'd hate mt tree, blue and purple lights!
Do want you usually do when I call round - ply me with so much alcohol that I can't focus.
Have you decorated the room with Marmite jars again?
Bugger, knew I had forgotten something.
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
[quote="PaulinLondon"]Waiters in restaurants who refill your wine glass to within a millimetre of the brim so you get through the bottle more quickly. And when you get to take a sip, fuckin red wine spills all over your prawn cocktail starter.
Cunts [/quote
Hugh Cornwell performing with John Cooper Clark...............sorry I forgot the Doctor bit............its shit. In fact its so shit its in the top 40........Say no more
people who have a whole personality change after a few drinks and turn into something quite hateful... and then listen to their lame arse apologies when they are sober
