I ring the doorbell and ask them to hang on while I pretend to answer it, then just leave them hanging on, 1 guy waited 10minsRavenette wrote:Being spam phoned by someone pretending to be calling from Microsoft about a problem with my computer. Then kicking myself for saying 'bollocks are you' and hanging up. Should have kept him on the line and wound him up! Ah well, next time...
Things you fecken hate..........
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- villainblack
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Please allow me to re-arrange your face sometimes
I'd really like to get to know you better
I'd really like to get to know you better
- Alexinblack
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
When the phone rings and know one even answers it.
Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Washing yr car after a long day, only to awaken & find that a cat has left tracks all over kit.
Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Couples who decide that a gig is a good place to have a row. Saturday, just gone right in front of me. The other couple trying to break it up weren't exactly helping either.
To offend, or be offended is purely subjective.
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Getting my car washed last week and then finding out this morning the birds have had some sort of bird shit party on it.
Jim
Jim
zontar wrote:Washing yr car after a long day, only to awaken & find that a cat has left tracks all over kit.
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
- Alexinblack
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
People wearing shorts after one or two nice days, its not that warm yet?
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Or when people decide to have a punch up as I try and gather my breath and senses after a brilliant gigHammer wrote:Couples who decide that a gig is a good place to have a row. Saturday, just gone right in front of me. The other couple trying to break it up weren't exactly helping either.
Save up and get my very own SLR
Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Realising you've sent your most accident prone child to the furthest away school.
No one can win against kipple.
Re: Things you fecken hate..........
People who wait at a bus stop for 10 minutes, doing nothing but staring down the road, who, when the bus arrives and they get on, only then start searching through their fucking bags for 10 fucking minutes trying to find their fucking Oyster card / bus pass / money, holding everyone up. Cnuts!
You know who you are.
You know who you are.
"I think you guys are going to have to come up with some wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living." -- Slaughterhouse-Five
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
women and girls walking round supermarkets in pissey looking pjs
Saidagibb !
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Re: Things you fecken hate..........
People who're happy to grab copies of other peoples rarities while sharing none of their own
Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
Re: Things you fecken hate..........
Fucking technology, WHY aren't Windows and Macs compatible in this day and age??? WHY is my iTunes folder supposed to be corrupt and unreadable according to my laptop???
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.