Dreams That Come True...

[Alias]

What time are you set to wake up tonight Paul?

[PaulinLondon]

What time are you set to wake up tonight Paul?

Who knows ?

[Alias]

Man, I cant believe I forgot about this one. I remember when I was a kid I had a couple of weird dreams in row, about something that was going to happen.
One night I had a mental dream, and in it a crow told me that my
Aunt was going to die. I remember waking up terrified and ran to my parents room. They said it was alright and reassured me that it was just a dream. Still, I hardly slept again that night. And the next morning my Aunt Lizzy was dead.
And it couldn't have been 3 weeks later that the crow came back to me in a dream and said, "Your Grampa is going to die." Again I ran right back to my parents and I remember my Dad saying, "No, Grampa is fine." But I could see there was trepidation this time, and true enough, that next morning my Grampa was dead.
For the next couple weeks, I didn't have another dream, thank fuck. Until one night the crow came back again and said, "Your Daddy is going to die." This time I didn't know what to do. But finally I told my Dad. And he said not to worry, but I could tell he was bricking it. And that next day, he wasn't himself, always looking around, waiting for something to drop on his head. Because the crow didn't tell me how it was going to happen, it just said: your Daddy is going to die. Well, he went into work early
and was gone for a long time, longer than usual. And when he finally came back, he looked fucken terrible, like he was waiting for the axe to fall all day. I remember him saying to my Mum, "Good God. I just had the worst day of my life."
"You think you've had a bad day, " I remember her saying back to him, "This morning the postman dropped dead on the porch!"

[LUKEJAKE17]

Thought you were gonna say you woke up and you'd pissed yerself

Jim

1. Last night I dreamt that the pipes burst downstairs.
:

you know what that feels i suppose dont you?

[paulinblack]

You bugger Alias !

Paul

[theraven1979]

Only twice and I was very very drunk at the time. I guess you must remember what it's like to shit yerself

Jim

Thought you were gonna say you woke up and you'd pissed yerself

Jim

1. Last night I dreamt that the pipes burst downstairs.
:

you know what that feels i suppose dont you?

[Organ Grinder]

Never pissed the bed but have shat it once. Stuff of legend but there's a time and a place for that story and sober as a judge on a sunday night just before Lukes bedtime is certainly not it!

[LUKEJAKE17]

Only twice and I was very very drunk at the time. I guess you must remember what it's like to shit yerself

Jim

Thought you were gonna say you woke up and you'd pissed yerself

Jim

you know what that feels i suppose dont you?

ohhhhh! hahahaha! your trying to be sharp! im only joking!
you know, my mums boyfriend pisses himself all the time, because he gets so drunk.

[Organ Grinder]

You taking the piss Luke?

[theraven1979]

Tell me about your mother

Jim

Only twice and I was very very drunk at the time. I guess you must remember what it's like to shit yerself

Jim

you know what that feels i suppose dont you?

ohhhhh! hahahaha! your trying to be sharp! im only joking!
you know, my mums boyfriend pisses himself all the time, because he gets so drunk.

[Organ Grinder]

Asks Jim in his best Parky northern drawl.....

[theraven1979]

Even when I try my best Bladerunner quotes I still get labelled as a old Barnsley boy

Jim

Asks Jim in his best Parky northern drawl.....