I am sure many of you will remember the very funny characters and for me, I always looked forward to reading the various scenarios and adventures of Roger Mellie, Fucker Knuckles and Jump Jet Fanny.
The Letters page was at times hilarious. One of the letters to the Viz Editor went along the lines of :
"Dear Sir,
I am perplexed and at times angry as to how much attention human beings give to keeping themselves clean. They appear to spend hours in the bath or shower and spend forever in the bathroom attempting to make themselves look nice or smell fresh. They think they are so special and so smart.
Well, let me tell you something. I can sit on the floor and in one second, lift my leg in the air and lick my own arse gleaming clean in no time at all.
Kind regards.
Tiddles the cat".
And this :
"Sir,
These do-gooders are now telling us we shouldn't hunt elephants. Perhaps they'd like to explain where precisely we're going to get our ivory from?
Yours,
Matthew
Rotherham".
Or,
"Sir,
It's all very well Meg Ryan getting her kit off for her new film, but why wasn't she doing it twenty years ago before her puppies hit the pan?
Regards.
Luke
South Yorkshire".
And finally,
"Sir,
Hats off to the American police. They arrive at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch to arrest him a mere six months after he admits climbing into bed with young boys on worldwide TV. Perhaps they should get some faster cars.
Lawrence
County Durham".
