Scottish Compassion !!

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Scottish Compassion !!

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Bono, the lead signer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence...

"Well, fuc*ing stop doin' it then!"



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Pipped at the post by Arthur at bottom of page.... ;-)

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Ok Ok I havent read evrything on the site...yet! It just got passed to me & I found it quite funny. :wink:
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A question regarding The Stranglers Scottish fan base :

More concentrated in Glasgow or in Edinburgh over the years ? Always wanted to ask.

:?:
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Aye beatcha!
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PaulinLondon wrote:A question regarding The Stranglers Scottish fan base :

More concentrated in Glasgow or in Edinburgh over the years ? Always wanted to ask.

:?:
Goes without saying - GLASGOW ! As quoted in Strangled in 1985, "Glasgow is the centre of Stranglemania". Always has been, always will be. The bands gigs @ the old Glasgow Apollo are the stuff of legend (I'm sounding a bit Peter Ustinov now - sorry).

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steveareno wrote:
PaulinLondon wrote:A question regarding The Stranglers Scottish fan base :

More concentrated in Glasgow or in Edinburgh over the years ? Always wanted to ask.

:?:
Goes without saying - GLASGOW ! As quoted in Strangled in 1985, "Glasgow is the centre of Stranglemania". Always has been, always will be. The bands gigs @ the old Glasgow Apollo are the stuff of legend (I'm sounding a bit Peter Ustinov now - sorry).

Steveareno.
That's what I suspected. 8)
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Allo Jimmy.
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"It's because the people from Glasgow know they're Scottish...." etc


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(With all due respect to Arthur, the founder of this wonderful image, that has found it's way into nearly 'everyday' internet postings all over t'World)

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steveareno wrote:
PaulinLondon wrote:A question regarding The Stranglers Scottish fan base :

More concentrated in Glasgow or in Edinburgh over the years ? Always wanted to ask.

:?:
Goes without saying - GLASGOW ! As quoted in Strangled in 1985, "Glasgow is the centre of Stranglemania". Always has been, always will be. The bands gigs @ the old Glasgow Apollo are the stuff of legend (I'm sounding a bit Peter Ustinov now - sorry).

Steveareno.
Aren't the ppl from there a bit violent, tho, like, starting fisty cuffs and stuff?
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HanGreenwell wrote:
steveareno wrote:
PaulinLondon wrote:A question regarding The Stranglers Scottish fan base :

More concentrated in Glasgow or in Edinburgh over the years ? Always wanted to ask.

:?:
Goes without saying - GLASGOW ! As quoted in Strangled in 1985, "Glasgow is the centre of Stranglemania". Always has been, always will be. The bands gigs @ the old Glasgow Apollo are the stuff of legend (I'm sounding a bit Peter Ustinov now - sorry).

Steveareno.
Aren't the ppl from there a bit violent, tho, like, starting fisty cuffs and stuff?
No, that's arseholes you're mistakenly thinking off, and as you know you get them all over.
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