A bottle (or 5) for the weekend

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 Jun 2006, 14:04

Tonight - Bottle of red - undecided
Tomorrow - Steady Tetleys all the way through a BBQ probably mix with a good red
Sunday - Hangover, paranoia, depression and all that jazz

Jim

Post by **yellowcakeuf6** » 16 Jun 2006, 15:33

theraven1979 wrote:paranoia, depression

Yup! Tetleys'll do that to ya!!

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 16 Jun 2006, 15:42

yellowcakeuf6 wrote:
theraven1979 wrote:paranoia, depression
Yup! Tetleys'll do that to ya!!

Yes but working on the assumption that Jim does not finish ALL the red wine tonight and has, let's say, half a bottle left over, surely he could start on that again at 5pm on Sunday to lift the blues and blow the paranoia away ? Hair of the dog and all that.

Just a thought.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 26 Jul 2006, 11:59

This is quite extraordinary. I gather it is very popular in Germany and is available over here. It is a toffee/vodka drink and is blindingly good served cold.

Get involved.

Fly straight........in fact you can't because you've had too much toffee and vodka.

Mitch K · Post by **Mitch K** » 26 Jul 2006, 19:52

Tea or Beer; Tetley I spit on you

Post by **theraven1979** » 26 Jul 2006, 20:49

Yorkshire Tea ! Mind You I do have to have Tetley's Tea with no caffeine and piss weak as well otherwise if I have too much caffiene I end up murdering people. Actually, I'm having a dry month this month - can you effing believe it?! - feels wierd seeing the world through sober eyes - quite frightening really.

I believe I owe you and the good lady wife a couple of ales Mitch - Trust you are on for a few Cornball dates in a few months.

Actually you doing Germany?

Jim

Mitch K wrote:Tea or Beer; Tetley I spit on you

Post by **theraven1979** » 26 Jul 2006, 20:54

Why not shove a packet of Toffos into some MorriVod - You seen that? "Morrivod" ! - sold at Morrisons - yeah well classy!

Jim

PaulinLondon wrote:This is quite extraordinary. I gather it is very popular in Germany and is available over here. It is a toffee/vodka drink and is blindingly good served cold.

Get involved.

Fly straight........in fact you can't because you've had too much toffee and vodka.

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 26 Jul 2006, 20:56

On the Stella tonight cuz my house got burgled today.

Not happy.

Post by **theraven1979** » 26 Jul 2006, 21:00

Sorry to hear that Grinder! Looks like your PC is still there! - What did they get mate? Fuckin scum out their - 3 things you don't fuck with - A mans house, his car and his missus.

Jim

Organ Grinder wrote:On the Stella tonight cuz my house got burgled today.

Not happy.

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 26 Jul 2006, 22:18

Well the old lady disturbed 'em so they fled leaving much on the bed which they were about to sift through and nab....

They took the Plasma from the kitchen and an old hand-held watch. So we got off lightly, and luckily nobody got hurt. That's the main thing.

Just waiting for the locksmith to show up - 5 hours after the event!! Home insurance eh?! I'll be half cut by the time he gets here and will probibaly mistake him for a burgler and twat him!

You know what the most important thing in your life is?

A sense of humour.

Lose that and you may as well put a bullet in your head.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 27 Jul 2006, 09:19

Sorry to hear your news OG.

The fucking bastard cunts..........

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 27 Jul 2006, 12:16

Yeah well, we'll get a new window frame out of it.

Every cloud......