Monty you terrible cunt !!!!!

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Monty you terrible cunt !!!!!

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heheheh, nice one!
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I thought this thread might be abuse aimed at a slightly overweight hero of the Ryder Cup, and winner of the European Order of Merit for the 8th time. :roll:
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Too bloody right! Good on him and Kevin Spacey for encouraging the shame policy. Some people just don't have the fucking noddle to realise that at certain times a mobile phone should be on silent or vibrate.
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Organ Grinder wrote: at certain times a mobile phone should be on silent or vibrate.
...and vibrate only if you may be required to perform emergency surgery.

I own several mobile phones, everyone of them in a state of disrepair or needing credit. This is deliberate. I have a landline, an answering machine, msn messenger, email and a doorbell. I don't need to be on call 24/7, which is what happens when I own a mobile. I'm available enough to those who need me. I also hate txt msg speak and those circular texts more than I hate circular emails.

And for the record, texting in front of people or down the pub is one of the rudest things you can do. I wouldn't dream of looking away and starting a convo with someone else while you were speaking to me, just looking up and saying "hmm" and "I'm still listening" every few minutes if we were having a face-to-face conversation, so why would you think it's ok to tesxt mid-convo?


Add that to my huge list of pet hates...
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