Crap Joke No.83840370

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A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad. The pickle said, when I get big and hard they chop me and drown me in vinegar. The penis said, that is nothing compared to when I get big and hard. They put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a damp dark cave and bang me against the walls until I throw up and faint!
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Ravenette wrote:A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad. The pickle said, when I get big and hard they chop me and drown me in vinegar. The penis said, that is nothing compared to when I get big and hard. They put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a damp dark cave and bang me against the walls until I throw up and faint!
very good Ravenette.
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Alexinblack wrote:
Ravenette wrote:A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad. The pickle said, when I get big and hard they chop me and drown me in vinegar. The penis said, that is nothing compared to when I get big and hard. They put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a damp dark cave and bang me against the walls until I throw up and faint!
very good Ravenette.
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That joke has been circculating U.S. schoolyards for @ least half a century (and unfortunately, I should know)
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zontar wrote:That joke has been circculating U.S. schoolyards for @ least half a century (and unfortunately, I should know)
And every other joke on this thread is completely original and is getting its first publication right here....? :roll:
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A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.
The girl turns and says"could you stop that it's disgusting! " The guy replies "Hey! it's
the dog!"The girl replies "It can't be the dog I cooked it perfectly!"...... :shock:

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Very good mate.
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APOLLO79 wrote:A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.
The girl turns and says"could you stop that it's disgusting! " The guy replies "Hey! it's
the dog!"The girl replies "It can't be the dog I cooked it perfectly!"...... :shock:

Just back. .where's me coat? :wink:

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APOLLO79 wrote:A young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting continuously.
The girl turns and says"could you stop that it's disgusting! " The guy replies "Hey! it's
the dog!"The girl replies "It can't be the dog I cooked it perfectly!"...... :shock:

Just back. .where's me coat? :wink:
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Two Chinese guys travel to Scotland to rob a distillery, when they arrive... Mr Wong is worried!

Mr Wong: "Is this whiskey?"

Mr Wang: "It's less risky, than robbing a bank"

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Burn e 77 wrote:Two Chinese guys travel to Scotland to rob a distillery, when they arrive... Mr Wong is worried!

Mr Wong: "Is this whiskey?"

Mr Wang: "It's less risky, than robbing a bank"

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So my boss has been banging on about being more motivated and he said to me in my appraisal - "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"

I have got to be honest, I do feel a bit of a prat sat in this disciplinary hearing in my Batman costume.
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