Crap Joke No.83840370

[jason]

I was playing golf with my mate the other day and I asked him why do golfers shout out the word fore? And then it suddenly hit me!

[droopsnoot]

Anyone want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly?

I have a load of back issues.

[jason]

My mate had a nasty accident tonight in the golf shop. He fell into the window display of golf clubs. I think he will be ok but he's not out of the woods yet!

[Niki Wu]

My mate had a nasty accident tonight in the golf shop. He fell into the window display of golf clubs. I think he will be ok but he's not out of the woods yet!

Is anyone ever? .......out of the woods that is. Please be sure to keep me updated as to the final score?

[jason]

My mate had a nasty accident tonight in the golf shop. He fell into the window display of golf clubs. I think he will be ok but he's not out of the woods yet!

Is anyone ever? .......out of the woods that is. Please be sure to keep me updated as to the final score?

He is feeling better now. He was feeling rough and he's got a fairway to go but he has just got to eat his greens and get some iron in him and he will be alright!

[Summer Dreamer]

My mate had a nasty accident tonight in the golf shop. He fell into the window display of golf clubs. I think he will be ok but he's not out of the woods yet!

Is anyone ever? .......out of the woods that is. Please be sure to keep me updated as to the final score?

He is feeling better now. He was feeling rough and he's got a fairway to go but he has just got to eat his greens and get some iron in him and he will be alright!

That's putting it mildly and apparently he's still feeling a bit under par.

[laurie]

Is anyone ever? .......out of the woods that is. Please be sure to keep me updated as to the final score?

He is feeling better now. He was feeling rough and he's got a fairway to go but he has just got to eat his greens and get some iron in him and he will be alright!

That's putting it mildly and apparently he's still feeling a bit under par.

Tell him to put his feet up and he will be fine by tee time

[jason]

That's just bunker mentality!

[droopsnoot]

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.

[jason]

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.

Thank God you've ended the golf puns!

[droopsnoot]

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied.

[Boody]

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