joke

[Paul]

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
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>> 1 Bar of Soap
>> 1 Toothbrush
>> 1 Tube of toothpaste
>> 1 loaf of bread
>> 1 pint of milk
>> 1 apple
>> 1 banana
>> 1 orange
>> 1 plum
>> 1 grapefruit
>> 1 tomato
>> 1 lettuce
>> 1 cabbage
>> 1 baking potato
>> 1 kraft single
>> 1 samosa
>> 1 vegetable pakora
>> 1 muesli bar
>> 1 pie
>> 1 frozen pizza
>> 1 single frozen dinner
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>> The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
>> He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella,
>> a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.
>> As he turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
>> The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"
>> He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says......
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>> "Because you're fucking ugly"

[daniellameijvis]

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
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>> 1 Bar of Soap
>> 1 Toothbrush
>> 1 Tube of toothpaste
>> 1 loaf of bread
>> 1 pint of milk
>> 1 apple
>> 1 banana
>> 1 orange
>> 1 plum
>> 1 grapefruit
>> 1 tomato
>> 1 lettuce
>> 1 cabbage
>> 1 baking potato
>> 1 kraft single
>> 1 samosa
>> 1 vegetable pakora
>> 1 muesli bar
>> 1 pie
>> 1 frozen pizza
>> 1 single frozen dinner
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>> The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
>> He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella,
>> a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.
>> As he turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
>> The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"
>> He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says......
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>> "Because you're fucking ugly"