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A PRIEST decides to take a walk to the pier near his church.
He looks around and finally stops to watch a FISHERMAN load his boat.
The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.
The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says, "No."
So he baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot Father"
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it to the boat.
FISHERMAN
Whoa, what a big Sonofabitch!
PRIEST
Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?
FISHERMAN
(Thinking quickly)
I'm sorry Father, but that's what this fish is called -- a sonofabitch!
PRIEST
Oh, I'm sorry-I didn't know
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the BISHOP.
PRIEST
Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!
BISHOP
Please Father, mind your language This is a house of God.
PRIEST
No, you don't understand! That's what this fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!
BISHOP
Hmmm... You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it and takes it to the MOTHER SUPERIOR at the convent.
BISHOP
Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?
MOTHER SUPERIOR
My lord, what language!"
BISHOP
No, Sister, that's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it
MOTHER SUPERIOR
Hmmm Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.
Well, the Pope decided to stop by that night and they invited him to dinner.
They all thought the fish was great. He asked them where they got it.
PRIEST
I caught the sonofabitch!
BISHOP
I cleaned the sonofabitch!
MOTHER SUPERIOR
And I cooked the sonofabitch!
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table and says:
POPE
You know, you Motherfuckers are alright!
:D
He looks around and finally stops to watch a FISHERMAN load his boat.
The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.
The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says, "No."
So he baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot Father"
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it to the boat.
FISHERMAN
Whoa, what a big Sonofabitch!
PRIEST
Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?
FISHERMAN
(Thinking quickly)
I'm sorry Father, but that's what this fish is called -- a sonofabitch!
PRIEST
Oh, I'm sorry-I didn't know
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the BISHOP.
PRIEST
Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!
BISHOP
Please Father, mind your language This is a house of God.
PRIEST
No, you don't understand! That's what this fish is called and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!
BISHOP
Hmmm... You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it and takes it to the MOTHER SUPERIOR at the convent.
BISHOP
Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?
MOTHER SUPERIOR
My lord, what language!"
BISHOP
No, Sister, that's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it
MOTHER SUPERIOR
Hmmm Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight.
Well, the Pope decided to stop by that night and they invited him to dinner.
They all thought the fish was great. He asked them where they got it.
PRIEST
I caught the sonofabitch!
BISHOP
I cleaned the sonofabitch!
MOTHER SUPERIOR
And I cooked the sonofabitch!
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table and says:
POPE
You know, you Motherfuckers are alright!
:D
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house and after a few seconds the door is opened by a ten-year-old boy wearing a pink tutu and holding a bottle of whisky in one hand and a spliff in the other.
Naturally the salesman is taken aback by this sight and when he composes himself asks "Excuse me young man but are your parents home?"
The boy takes a puff on his spliff, looks up at the salesman and says "What do you fuckin' think?"
Naturally the salesman is taken aback by this sight and when he composes himself asks "Excuse me young man but are your parents home?"
The boy takes a puff on his spliff, looks up at the salesman and says "What do you fuckin' think?"