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two sharks are swimming in the sea near the Isle of man, one shark says "fucking mackeral, I'm sick of eating em all the time" the other shark replies "tell you what, lets nip across to Morcambe for a chinese"
....near the nearside window.....
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Were the 16 that survived the ones wearing snorkel parkas.
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hmmmm...
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Paul wrote:two sharks are swimming in the sea near the Isle of man, one shark says "fucking mackeral, I'm sick of eating em all the time" the other shark replies "tell you what, lets nip across to Morcambe for a chinese"
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I've been bottling up this rant about sharks eating too much junk food for far too long now. Besides, only a "stuck in mud" would be offended anyway.

They were told to get out when the water got to knee high but Nee Hi was sat in the fucking van! But they've initiated an emergency overview of the sea defences after chinks were found in the harbour wall. There is now a huge queue outside Morecombe Chinese take-away because everyone is waiting for the Chef to wash-up.

And I'm all washed up after that lot!

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