Xmas tree preferences

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Poll ended at 28 Dec 2017, 12:00

Real
8
44%
Fake
6
33%
Humbugs
4
22%
 
Total votes: 18

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Xmas tree preferences

Post by airflamesred » 08 Dec 2017, 12:00

Just a few days now til I have to make the perilous journey to the loft to retrieve the Xmas paraphernalia. It only seems like yesterday I was putting back the Halloween stuff, how time flies.
The journey itself is not without its dangers. Bulbs need replacing, daughters demanding money, the cat's discarded needles, but once there one can wallow in the pants of nostalgia.
And there nestled between a signed copy of Rattus (Roberts will sign anything) and a substantial pile of Knave magazines, the tinsel lives.
There is a fake tree but I'm giving due consideration to a real one this year.
There's a bloke up by the level crossing (easy folks) doing a roaring trade.

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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by jetblacksdad » 08 Dec 2017, 12:19

Gotta be real!
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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by airflamesred » 09 Dec 2017, 00:02

jetblacksdad wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 12:19
Gotta be real!
OHH NO IT HASN'T!
(panto)

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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by PaulinLondon » 11 Dec 2017, 12:31

Is Knave still going ?
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.

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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by suchi » 11 Dec 2017, 22:52

Dead Real Ones...
Christmas is over and done for another 12 months :grin:
Isolate the critisism and pass it on.

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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by MiB81 » 12 Dec 2017, 11:39

I had a mate who once eat a Xmas tree.


He farted a cracker.
...I'm making lists of all the people I love,
and all the cunts that should fuck off...

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Re: Xmas tree preferences

Post by PaulinLondon » 15 Dec 2017, 12:18

MiB81 wrote:
12 Dec 2017, 11:39
I had a mate who once eat a Xmas tree.


He farted a cracker.

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"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.

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