Movie - The Human Centipede (1st Sequence)

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Movie - The Human Centipede (1st Sequence)

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The Human Centipede (1st Sequence) Unrated Directors Cut...
Not exactly a Disney classic AND definitely not a horror classic either. If you've watched any of the 'Saw' franchise of movies OR even the first couple of 'Hostel' films this will not shock you, more importantly it's not even very entertaining for a movie of the horror genre... Any comments?

https://youtu.be/si9qhpLRKFY :smt078

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This film was a complete load of rubbish.

My understanding was there was 2 sequels.

A dreadful cheap film.
I was sitting in one evening and it came on some tv channel.
How people can make these films is unreal.
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I haven't seen it but a mate warned me a while back that it's shit and clearly made by some very sick mo' fu'.

I was shocked that my local vicar even knew such language :smt003
Think I'll go for a stroll in the trees.
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a sick idea by a very sick person no doubt. I watched some it once out of curiosity, never again.

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i've got the 3 human centipede movies. in my opinion, the first two were really good, a good idea for horror. the third, however, sees that mad german doctor from the first film as a prison warden and the fat mute from the second as his deputy. the german guy just shouts..shouts..shouts..SHOOOOOUUUUTTTTSSS!...all the way through. very fkng annoying. the film is shit and serves no purpose to the first two....avoid it. if you're looking for a horror franchise-type movie...i recommend the [REC] movies. the 3rd one...'genesis' is a spin off but has a connection to the first one. if you have seen it, it's the family's dog that gets taken to the vet before the emergency services are alerted to the outbreak in the apartments. we find out that the dog has bitten someone at the vets and he has turned up at a wedding and begins to infect everyone. although i love the 4 movies, i wasn't sure about the ending for the 4th one....won't spoil it. some movie franchises just 'rip-the-arse' out of the first movie....i.e...fast and the furious, american pie, die hard, scary movie, scream......i do personally love the SAW movies as they do carry on a story but, #7 had me reaching for the remote (almost) during the scene where the two guys are tied to a circular saw with a girl hanging from the ceiling. my problem wasn't the scene itself...it was the shitty special effects of innards hitting the floor. all through these movies, the special effects have been consistently great....up till that point....still great movies tho. i'm not a barry norman or the god of all things horror, but here's a list of movies i've seen that are worth checking out....

afflicted
[REC] 1-4
eden lake
the descent pts 1 & 2
cheap thrills (not exactly a horror movie per-se, but has some fkd up scenes)
the eye (japanese)
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A strange film,entertaining in a perverse way,I think the crazy doctor looks like a member of Kraftwerk,the second film gets a bit silly,haven't seen the third.
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Any lesbian scenes in it? Like the 'Vampire Lovers'?

Just wondering.
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ThruBeingCool wrote:Any lesbian scenes in it? Like the 'Vampire Lovers'?

Just wondering.
Nah mate... it's total bollocks! :wink: I recommend: "Lesbian Vampire Killers" f*ckin ace movie! 8)
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Does what it says on the tin I suppose. Cheers.
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