GENUINE country n western songs
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GENUINE country n western songs
- i went back to my fourth wife for the third time and gave her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me.
- i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you.
- i wanna check you for ticks.
- tequilla makes her clothes fall off.
- she thinks my tractor's sexy.
- peel me a nanner.
- i gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade.
- if you can't live without me, why ain't you dead yet.
- would jesus wear a rolex on his television show.
- mama, get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head. (my personal favourite).
- i don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
- you stuck my heart in an old tin can and i shot it off a log.
- you're the reason our kids are so ugly.
.....................YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
- i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you.
- i wanna check you for ticks.
- tequilla makes her clothes fall off.
- she thinks my tractor's sexy.
- peel me a nanner.
- i gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade.
- if you can't live without me, why ain't you dead yet.
- would jesus wear a rolex on his television show.
- mama, get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head. (my personal favourite).
- i don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
- you stuck my heart in an old tin can and i shot it off a log.
- you're the reason our kids are so ugly.
.....................YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
- theraven1979
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Re: GENUINE country n western songs
Nice - any more?
Jim
Jim
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
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hold on there pardner while ah get ma records out.....NOT!!!
- she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles
- i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better
- i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win
- i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here
- my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love you
- my wife ran off with my best friend and i sure do miss him
" rollin' rollin' rollin'...god ma ass is swollen....RAWHIDE!!
- she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles
- i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better
- i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win
- i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here
- my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love you
- my wife ran off with my best friend and i sure do miss him
" rollin' rollin' rollin'...god ma ass is swollen....RAWHIDE!!
- theraven1979
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"she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles" genius!
Jim
Jim
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
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theraven1979 wrote:"she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles" genius!
Jim
Yep!
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You don't need to drink to have a good time.
Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Gizzard. 1968. DomP has got the bootie but refuses to upload it.
Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Gizzard. 1968. DomP has got the bootie but refuses to upload it.
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie
Bernie
Something better change!
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Dolly Parton ?Burn e 77 wrote:"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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As if by magic! How'd you know that Paul, it's a rather obscure old songPaulinLondon wrote:Dolly Parton ?Burn e 77 wrote:"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie
Bernie
Something better change!
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'rollin' rollin' rollin'....god my ass is swollen'......here's some more GENUINE country n western song titles.....
drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life
go back to texas and cheesy French fry lake
her teeth were stained but her heart was pure
how come your dog don't bite nobody but me
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade
I hate every bone in your body....except mine (my personal favourite)
I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better
I wanna whip your cow (????)
I woulda wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell YUK!
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cos she might just win
..............well they're just slap my ass - spit on my neck groovy
drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life
go back to texas and cheesy French fry lake
her teeth were stained but her heart was pure
how come your dog don't bite nobody but me
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade
I hate every bone in your body....except mine (my personal favourite)
I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better
I wanna whip your cow (????)
I woulda wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell YUK!
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cos she might just win
..............well they're just slap my ass - spit on my neck groovy