GENUINE country n western songs

sewer rat · Post by **sewer rat** » 09 Apr 2016, 23:45

- i went back to my fourth wife for the third time and gave her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me.
- i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you.
- i wanna check you for ticks.
- tequilla makes her clothes fall off.
- she thinks my tractor's sexy.
- peel me a nanner.
- i gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade.
- if you can't live without me, why ain't you dead yet.
- would jesus wear a rolex on his television show.
- mama, get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head. (my personal favourite).
- i don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
- you stuck my heart in an old tin can and i shot it off a log.
- you're the reason our kids are so ugly.
.....................YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Post by **theraven1979** » 10 Apr 2016, 10:36

Nice - any more?
Jim

sewer rat · Post by **sewer rat** » 10 Apr 2016, 13:08

hold on there pardner while ah get ma records out.....NOT!!!

- she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles
- i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better
- i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win
- i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here
- my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love you
- my wife ran off with my best friend and i sure do miss him

" rollin' rollin' rollin'...god ma ass is swollen....RAWHIDE!!

Post by **theraven1979** » 10 Apr 2016, 13:30

"she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles" genius!

Jim

Post by **ThruBeingCool** » 10 Apr 2016, 19:36

theraven1979 wrote:"she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles" genius!

Jim

Yep!

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 11 Apr 2016, 00:09

You don't need to drink to have a good time.

Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Gizzard. 1968. DomP has got the bootie but refuses to upload it.

Post by **Burn e 77** » 11 Apr 2016, 00:17

"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 11 Apr 2016, 00:23

Burn e 77 wrote:"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie

Dolly Parton ?

Post by **Burn e 77** » 11 Apr 2016, 00:41

PaulinLondon wrote:
Burn e 77 wrote:"She Rocked me in the kitchen then she Rocked me in the hall... She Rocked me on my finger and I wiped it on the wall"
Bernie
Dolly Parton ?

As if by magic! How'd you know that Paul, it's a rather obscure old song

Bernie

sewer rat · Post by **sewer rat** » 11 Nov 2016, 13:20

'rollin' rollin' rollin'....god my ass is swollen'......here's some more GENUINE country n western song titles.....

drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life
go back to texas and cheesy French fry lake
her teeth were stained but her heart was pure
how come your dog don't bite nobody but me
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade
I hate every bone in your body....except mine (my personal favourite)
I still miss you baby, but my aim's getting better
I wanna whip your cow (????)
I woulda wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell YUK!
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cos she might just win

..............well they're just slap my ass - spit on my neck groovy

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