Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
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Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
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Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
Hmm... Losing the Gospel sounds quite bad. The fiddling however could be right up your alley.clutchingmyteddybear wrote:All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
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Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
Sounds like you've gone back in time to the BBC in the 1970's never mind a spaceship with aliens and government agentsclutchingmyteddybear wrote:All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
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Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
Dan-Electro mate,dan-electro wrote:Sounds like you've gone back in time to the BBC in the 1970's never mind a spaceship with aliens and government agentsclutchingmyteddybear wrote:All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
What happened to your protection... ALWAYS WEAR YOUR TIN FOIL HAT. Be Safe fella!
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Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
I was wearing the fucking hat, but they seemed to like itBurn e 77 wrote:Dan-Electro mate,dan-electro wrote:Sounds like you've gone back in time to the BBC in the 1970's never mind a spaceship with aliens and government agentsclutchingmyteddybear wrote:All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
What happened to your protection... ALWAYS WEAR YOUR TIN FOIL HAT. Be Safe fella!
Eye Spy
how did I get down here, well it's a long story
Re: Fruitcakes & conspiracy Bell-Ends
clutchingmyteddybear wrote:All conspiracy theory stuff is utter tripe. In response I have just burned my copy of The Gospel According To The Meninblack. Within moments of doing so a bright light appeared and I was abducted and repeatedly fiddled with by aliens/government agents. If anyone has a spare copy who could send it to me, I'd be most grateful as I would like to try it again.
Mate to be EXTRA safe, place a Femidom over your tin foil hat... Government 'ZapRays' (TM) can't penetrate the latex and KY Jelly coating...
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