Am I mad or a gent? (Part 2)

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Am I mad or a gent? (Part 2)

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April was a hard month financially, as apart from the usual bills it was car insurance renewal time. I've therefore been unable to buy as much beer as I'd like however an opportunity to resolve that came my way today. While returning from the offy I spotted an old lady waiting to cross the road, and as I approached her I noticed her pension - nicely sitting there in her unzipped bag. "Christ!..." I thought, "...I could buy 48 cans of Guiness Cream Flow with that!" but I just helped her cross the road and left the stash untouched. Am I mad or a gent??
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I will reflect upon this.

In the meantime Stevie, I thought you might like to know that it is 20.32 ?

How about that !!
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Did you point out the fact that her cash was showing to the world after you helped her over? I await answer before making judgement.
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You shoulda given her your number then see if she called you the next day when she was sober
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I was in my local Sainsburys as I needed to buy some trousers for work. I went into the changing rooms, dropped my old kegs and was about to try on the new uns and the curtain opened. There standing in front of me was Scarlett Johanson clad only in her underwear. She blushed, apologised for the intrusion but then offered me full sex as a way of an apology. She immediately removed her frillies, oiled herself and began to passionately kiss me whilst rubbing her attributes up and down me. I could see that she might have been in a bit of an emotional state and I told her to get dressed and leave the cubical. She said that she had been shopping with Jessica alba and if I was interested I could have a threesome and Jessica was gagging for it. I told her that both her and Jessica seemed like nice girls and I respected them as artists but I felt I wanted a more long term relationship. We shook hands and she left. Am I mad or a gent?
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And I thought Scarlett was an Asda Lass!
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clutchingmyteddybear wrote:I was in my local Sainsburys as I needed to buy some trousers for work. I went into the changing rooms, dropped my old kegs and was about to try on the new uns and the curtain opened. There standing in front of me was Scarlett Johanson clad only in her underwear. She blushed, apologised for the intrusion but then offered me full sex as a way of an apology. She immediately removed her frillies, oiled herself and began to passionately kiss me whilst rubbing her attributes up and down me. I could see that she might have been in a bit of an emotional state and I told her to get dressed and leave the cubical. She said that she had been shopping with Jessica alba and if I was interested I could have a threesome and Jessica was gagging for it. I told her that both her and Jessica seemed like nice girls and I respected them as artists but I felt I wanted a more long term relationship. We shook hands and she left. Am I mad or a gent?
I was getting a stiffy reading that!
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Stevie.T-'up north' wrote:
clutchingmyteddybear wrote:I was in my local Sainsburys as I needed to buy some trousers for work. I went into the changing rooms, dropped my old kegs and was about to try on the new uns and the curtain opened. There standing in front of me was Scarlett Johanson clad only in her underwear. She blushed, apologised for the intrusion but then offered me full sex as a way of an apology. She immediately removed her frillies, oiled herself and began to passionately kiss me whilst rubbing her attributes up and down me. I could see that she might have been in a bit of an emotional state and I told her to get dressed and leave the cubical. She said that she had been shopping with Jessica alba and if I was interested I could have a threesome and Jessica was gagging for it. I told her that both her and Jessica seemed like nice girls and I respected them as artists but I felt I wanted a more long term relationship. We shook hands and she left. Am I mad or a gent?
I was getting a stiffy reading that!
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theraven1979 wrote:You shoulda given her your number then see if she called you the next day when she was sober
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clutchingmyteddybear wrote:I was in my local Sainsburys as I needed to buy some trousers for work. I went into the changing rooms, dropped my old kegs and was about to try on the new uns and the curtain opened. There standing in front of me was Scarlett Johanson clad only in her underwear. She blushed, apologised for the intrusion but then offered me full sex as a way of an apology. She immediately removed her frillies, oiled herself and began to passionately kiss me whilst rubbing her attributes up and down me. I could see that she might have been in a bit of an emotional state and I told her to get dressed and leave the cubical. She said that she had been shopping with Jessica alba and if I was interested I could have a threesome and Jessica was gagging for it. I told her that both her and Jessica seemed like nice girls and I respected them as artists but I felt I wanted a more long term relationship. We shook hands and she left. Am I mad or a gent?
F*** me makes clothes shopping at Sainsburys sound exciting :P Have to give it a go sometime :idea: :shock:
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You must be a gent as you shook hands with her! :lol: :lol:
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I had that Greta Garbo banging at the window pane one night
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