The Long Awaited Return of The Caption Competition
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The Long Awaited Return of The Caption Competition
Honey Rider : "James, I want to go to all of The Stranglers gigs in France this year. Alright ?"
James Bond : " In principle, yes. But my priority is, The Hitler Cats Tour".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Is she really going out with him?
Whooo's there in the shadows
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Honey Ryder: "I can't believe they've dropped Ice and Man They Love To Hate!"
Bond: "Sorry love, but it's Two Sunspots that I'm interested in ..."
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Dom P wrote:
Honey Ryder: "Did you have to let one off James? I'm down wind of you!!"
Bond: "Sorry love, it was the haggis curry I had for breakfast ..."
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James - Mmmmmmm..... Bring on the Nubiles
Honey - Get a grip of yourself!!!!
the trouble with being a good sport is you have to loose to prove it.................
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[quote="PaulinLondon"]
Come on, show us yer tits. You got 'em out on the stage at Battersea, and more besides.
Come on, show us yer tits. You got 'em out on the stage at Battersea, and more besides.
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BOND: "Why Miss Ryder I was jusht shtrolling along minding my own bishnesh"
Jim
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It taught me how to laugh again"
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And that was the size of her tits.
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James I hate to tell you this but " I am leaving the band as I appear to have lost half my arm "
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Honey Rider : "James, I love being in Italy with you and it's nice that you're not having to kill people. Where shall we go tomorrow ?"
James Bond : " Flourence".
Honey Rider : "Flourence ?"
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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[quote="PaulinLondon"]
James: " these Wonky Bus trips never disappoint.."
James: " these Wonky Bus trips never disappoint.."