The Long Awaited Return of The Caption Competition

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The Long Awaited Return of The Caption Competition

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Honey Rider : "James, I want to go to all of The Stranglers gigs in France this year. Alright ?"

James Bond : " In principle, yes. But my priority is, The Hitler Cats Tour".
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Is she really going out with him?
Whooo's there in the shadows
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Honey Ryder: "I can't believe they've dropped Ice and Man They Love To Hate!"

Bond: "Sorry love, but it's Two Sunspots that I'm interested in ..."
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Honey Ryder: "Did you have to let one off James? I'm down wind of you!!"

Bond: "Sorry love, it was the haggis curry I had for breakfast ..."
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James - Mmmmmmm..... Bring on the Nubiles

Honey - Get a grip of yourself!!!!
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Come on, show us yer tits. You got 'em out on the stage at Battersea, and more besides.
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BOND: "Why Miss Ryder I was jusht shtrolling along minding my own bishnesh"



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And that was the size of her tits.
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James I hate to tell you this but " I am leaving the band as I appear to have lost half my arm " :shock:
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Honey Rider : "James, I love being in Italy with you and it's nice that you're not having to kill people. Where shall we go tomorrow ?"

James Bond : " Flourence".

Honey Rider : "Flourence ?"
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James: " these Wonky Bus trips never disappoint.."
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