Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
"and remember... If you do get trapped in your flat... try not to get trapped in your flat..."
"I woke up on a good day, and the world was wonderful"
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So, Waltz, Then we open with SLG, GB, Tits.......
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Fleabag. Just all of it.
"I've got a map in my head"
"I've got a map in my head"
No one can win against kipple.
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Just been running through some Life of Brian at work. Class!
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Identify the source of these quotes:
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it all on drink!
I don't know what I want, but I want it now!
That was inedible filth, and there wasn't enough of it!
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If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it all on drink!
I don't know what I want, but I want it now!
That was inedible filth, and there wasn't enough of it!
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I can't help getting old. I just refuse to grow up.
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Richard e grant in withnail and I........
"we've come on holiday by mistake!"
"we've come on holiday by mistake!"
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
"Speak up !"
"Quiet Mum".
"Well, I can't hear what he's saying".
"Quiet Mum".
"Well, I can't hear what he's saying".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Defo one is Withnail and I - I think maybe all are , but definitely the middle one .I think ( haven't watched it for a while but its one of my favourite films).
All quiet ..........
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" If I have 2 beans , then I add 2 more beans , what do I have ?"
"Some beans "
"Some beans "
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Can't you see can't you see that you're rocking the boat?
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''You're going to love this one''
- Captain Sensible's last words before falling off the stage and breaking his rib last week.
- Captain Sensible's last words before falling off the stage and breaking his rib last week.
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captain sensible at the electric ballroom 1979...... "did you know an elephant's bollock is the size of a well fed cat?"