Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

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"I used to work up at the erm"
"what the crack of dawn...what"
"no no up at the errrmmm"
"what top of our stairs ..what"
"nooo up at the biscuit factory dint i "
"oh yeah"
"yeah ..there was that Sheila in wages I used to give her my ...errmm"
"what..your whole hearted support..what"
"no no my errr"

"what your athletic support..what"
"no I used to give her my ginger nats"

"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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Quite simply

"Ermm ladys and gentlemen i don't know how to quite say this, but in this case we have fire, fff fire out there FIRE FIRE, were is the key????? were is the key? telephone rings smashes phone with glass "Thank you".

bit later "my god your ugly arent you?"

Nurse "Ermm i'll just get the dr"

"Its not the dr you need dear its a plastic surgeon"

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Ok, one last time. These are small but the ones out there are far away.
Small… far away… ah forget it.

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what have the Romans ever done for us !!!!................

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you ... 75333A5385

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I knew Del boy had something up his sleeve.
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What time is it Eccles ?

"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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'Is it still run by Jews and queers' :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klXUOM4wtT8
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Thanks for the link.
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Clouseau :" I would like a ruehm. Get me a ruehm".

Concierge : " A what ?" :lol:

Clouseau : "I want...a ruehm".

Concierge : "You mean....A room".

Clouseau : "Yes ! That is what I said, you fool".

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What will you drink if you stop drinking?
I shall drink water. It's a mixer Patsy, we have it with whisky. Well you've given up drinking before.
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I'm going to write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen. Dear mr Echo.
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