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"and remember... If you do get trapped in your flat... try not to get trapped in your flat..."
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So, Waltz, Then we open with SLG, GB, Tits.......
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Fleabag. Just all of it.

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Just been running through some Life of Brian at work. Class!

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Identify the source of these quotes:
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it all on drink!
I don't know what I want, but I want it now!
That was inedible filth, and there wasn't enough of it!


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Richard e grant in withnail and I........

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"Speak up !"

"Quiet Mum".

"Well, I can't hear what he's saying".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Boody wrote: 01 May 2017, 16:31 Identify the source of these quotes:
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it all on drink!
I don't know what I want, but I want it now!
That was inedible filth, and there wasn't enough of it!


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Defo one is Withnail and I - I think maybe all are , but definitely the middle one .I think ( haven't watched it for a while but its one of my favourite films).
All quiet ..........
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" If I have 2 beans , then I add 2 more beans , what do I have ?"
"Some beans "
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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''You're going to love this one''
- Captain Sensible's last words before falling off the stage and breaking his rib last week.
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captain sensible at the electric ballroom 1979...... "did you know an elephant's bollock is the size of a well fed cat?"
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