Brilliant, ive never seen that before.
Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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Friday Night Dinner
Shit on it.
Shit on it.
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Far too many to mention but I'll start with this
"We have brought your shrubbery,May we go now ?"
"It is a good shrubbery,I like the laurels particularly...BUT there is one small problem "
"What is it "
"We are no longer the knights who say ni (ni ni shh )we are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyfurpangwizzbangdubadubadub (ni) we shall therefore give you a test"
"What is this test oh knights .........up until recently said ni"
"We have brought your shrubbery,May we go now ?"
"It is a good shrubbery,I like the laurels particularly...BUT there is one small problem "
"What is it "
"We are no longer the knights who say ni (ni ni shh )we are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyfurpangwizzbangdubadubadub (ni) we shall therefore give you a test"
"What is this test oh knights .........up until recently said ni"
"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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"So, the next time you see a travel brochure saying, "Cross the Ocean on a Bogie", forget it mate. Forget it ! Cos that is the end of the fucking world !"
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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We'd like a room with a southern explosion
Thank you very much
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Mrs R: I paid for a room with a view.
BF (looking out of the window): Here is the view, Madam, as far as I remember, yes, this it it.
Mrs R: You call that a view?
BF: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically across the plain?
Mrs R: Don't be ridiculous! I expected to be able to see the sea!
BF: You can see the sea. It's over there, between the land and the sky.
Mrs R: I'd need a telescope to see that.
BF: Well may I suggest you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea? (quietly) or preferably in it!
And one I used in work, more than once:
BF: I'll just get a pen. Where are all the pens?
SF: They're in the box marked 'pens', I'm sorry if it's confusing.
BF (looking out of the window): Here is the view, Madam, as far as I remember, yes, this it it.
Mrs R: You call that a view?
BF: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically across the plain?
Mrs R: Don't be ridiculous! I expected to be able to see the sea!
BF: You can see the sea. It's over there, between the land and the sky.
Mrs R: I'd need a telescope to see that.
BF: Well may I suggest you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea? (quietly) or preferably in it!
And one I used in work, more than once:
BF: I'll just get a pen. Where are all the pens?
SF: They're in the box marked 'pens', I'm sorry if it's confusing.
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MULLY wrote:Who's on first?.....
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Has to be..
BF "You started it!"
German "No,we didn't!"
BF "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
Classic!!
BF "You started it!"
German "No,we didn't!"
BF "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
Classic!!
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Chelsea are a big club! chelsea fans.
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There's always one!!!scouserat wrote:Chelsea are a big club! chelsea fans.
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Burnistoun Voice Recognition Lift
ELEVEN!!!!!
ELEVEN!!!!!