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theraven1979 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4K6Hm4WTQ


Don't be dirty!

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Friday Night Dinner

Shit on it.
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Far too many to mention but I'll start with this
"We have brought your shrubbery,May we go now ?"
"It is a good shrubbery,I like the laurels particularly...BUT there is one small problem "
"What is it "
"We are no longer the knights who say ni (ni ni shh )we are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyfurpangwizzbangdubadubadub (ni) we shall therefore give you a test"
"What is this test oh knights .........up until recently said ni"

"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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"So, the next time you see a travel brochure saying, "Cross the Ocean on a Bogie", forget it mate. Forget it ! Cos that is the end of the fucking world !"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We'd like a room with a southern explosion
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Mrs R: I paid for a room with a view.
BF (looking out of the window): Here is the view, Madam, as far as I remember, yes, this it it.
Mrs R: You call that a view?
BF: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeeste sweeping majestically across the plain?
Mrs R: Don't be ridiculous! I expected to be able to see the sea!
BF: You can see the sea. It's over there, between the land and the sky.
Mrs R: I'd need a telescope to see that.
BF: Well may I suggest you consider moving to a hotel closer to the sea? (quietly) or preferably in it!

And one I used in work, more than once:

BF: I'll just get a pen. Where are all the pens?
SF: They're in the box marked 'pens', I'm sorry if it's confusing.
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MULLY wrote:Who's on first?.....
:lol: :lol:
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Has to be..

BF "You started it!"

German "No,we didn't!"

BF "Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"

Classic!!
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Chelsea are a big club! chelsea fans.
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scouserat wrote:Chelsea are a big club! chelsea fans.
There's always one!!! :roll:
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Thats me :smt006
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