Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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"I'd rather stick pins in my eyes"
Jack Nicholson film quote...
Bernie 77
Jack Nicholson film quote...
Bernie 77
Something better change!
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"Let's get those meek bastards" Black Adder 6th episode first series...
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"To the regiment, I wish I was there"
Can't you see can't you see that you're rocking the boat?
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"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"
"I think it was a reference to all purveyors of dairy produce, dear".
"I think it was a reference to all purveyors of dairy produce, dear".
I can't help getting old. I just refuse to grow up.
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Comic Strip Five Go Mad. "Timmy, you're so licky!"
Porridge "Fletcher, please fill the sample cup."
---- "What, from here?"
Young Ones "Ha ha. Missed both my legs!"
Porridge "Fletcher, please fill the sample cup."
---- "What, from here?"
Young Ones "Ha ha. Missed both my legs!"
Home is a black leather jacket
Fitting sweetly to my brain!
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snide,snide,we gonna get you snide
couldn't you tell the warders?
that was the warders!
couldn't you tell the warders?
that was the warders!
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"I can see the headlines now. "Howard Moon: explorer"".
"Howard Moon colon explorer?"
"Howard Moon colon explorer?"
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Still, after 35 or so years, Derek and Clive, do it for me.
With my apologies, I have to share this with you. It still doubles me up every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZq6cjXjzs
With my apologies, I have to share this with you. It still doubles me up every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZq6cjXjzs
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Saw Twelfth Night last week. Yes I think Shakespeare is amusing but I did like that this version continually referenced Blackadder the Second. "Viola...it's short for Bob"
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PaulinLondon wrote:Still, after 35 or so years, Derek and Clive, do it for me.
With my apologies, I have to share this with you. It still doubles me up every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZq6cjXjzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY
See You At The Bar
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I ran a similar post/sketch on this Forum some years ago along the lines of the Top Posters at the time.strangledinAuch wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY
It was relatively well received. Only relatively, I hasten to add.
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"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.