Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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"Is this the right room for an argument?"
"I told you once"
etc etc...
"I told you once"
etc etc...
Can't you see can't you see that you're rocking the boat?
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'' He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed is he? ''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sedG1kBtn1M
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"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
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I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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There's loads from the brilliant Fools and Horses series:
Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight
Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up
Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight
Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up
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Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
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kincajou wrote:Derek & Clive Live. Still appeals to the sniggering teenager in me!
Bloke came up to me and says 'You cunt'.
I says 'What?'
He says 'You cunt' ...
later on...
'Don't you 'euuuuggghh' me mate'.
Brilliant!
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"The trouble is, Squatter, simply didn't understand the Ant. He didn't have a clue".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Who's on first?.....
Allow me to re-arrange your face, sometimes I'd really like to get to know you better
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"Do you wanna come back to our hut"
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Cook: Need I say with over much emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
Moore: The leg division?
Cook: Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role". I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you.
Moore: The leg division?
Cook: Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role". I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you.
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Quotes from Still Game
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
Boabby: It's "Jack and I".
Jack: No, its me and Victor
Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.
BOABBY
[Jack and Victor enter the pub] Oh, here they come, Batman and Robin!
VICTOR MCDADE We'll accept that, so long as you go catwoman, you big pussy
WINSTON INGRAM
But know this! I run a tight ship, not a shite tip!
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
Boabby: It's "Jack and I".
Jack: No, its me and Victor
Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack: Shut it Bobby. You're the only fag in here.
BOABBY
[Jack and Victor enter the pub] Oh, here they come, Batman and Robin!
VICTOR MCDADE We'll accept that, so long as you go catwoman, you big pussy
WINSTON INGRAM
But know this! I run a tight ship, not a shite tip!
We are very excited to be here in A ------me----ri--- ca.