Down in the Sewer ...

[miserablewoman]

... or How to Find True Love and Happiness in the Present Day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10693553

[Bobinblack]

Been with worse

[Aural Scripture]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Down in the sewer
Kicking at a lot of empty Four X lager cans
And there sure are a lot of them around here
How did I get down here?
Well it's a long story
I should have stayed down home out near the dam
And kept my webbed feet warm
Instead of freezing them off down here.
There's not a Plat down here
Can't see right with me eyes
Gone quite deep
Need sex - got the hots for my species
Me know I shouldn't stay down here too long
Could use a sewage pipe sat nav
Would make sense as well
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Make love to a rescuer or two
Yes, I'm that desperate!