Too much hate on this forum! so howz about things you fecken love?
Playing my electric guitar plugged into a Korg PX3 FX with headphones on, whilst sat out in the garden on a nice hot summers day with lotsa opiates down me and the odd beer or three.
For me playing the guitar is one of the best things in life, it transports me into another world, all my worries are gone, it lifts my spirit.
Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n roll
Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.
bongo wrote:
And if you can find a spare part of your anatomy to strum your guitar with !!! ............well!!...its the royal variety for you my good man
suchi wrote:Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.
Wanking while having it off with your girlfriend AND skateboarding all at the same time would get you 3 yes`s on Britains got talent i bet !!!
Could also get you an interesting visit to Casualty.....
And yes of course the Nurses would laugh at you....
Apart from the 1st one - I'm guessing the below hasn't changed since you were a teenager.
Jim
suchi wrote:Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
Fucken hippy bastard!!?
How very dare you? Im extremely hurt by this.
Here have a flower and if you ever go to Glasgow be sure to wear a flower in your hair, or summat, like.
Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n roll