Things you fecken love..........

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

Too much hate on this forum! so howz about things you fecken love?

Playing my electric guitar plugged into a Korg PX3 FX with headphones on, whilst sat out in the garden on a nice hot summers day with lotsa opiates down me and the odd beer or three.

For me playing the guitar is one of the best things in life, it transports me into another world, all my worries are gone, it lifts my spirit.

[suchi]

Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.

[Mr-Tele]

Mein guitars (especially my Telecaster)
The Tesco down the road (sorted so many problems Wikipedia for the same reason)
Music
Puns

...All I can think of for now.

[suchi]

And if you can find a spare part of your anatomy to strum your guitar with !!! ............well!!...its the royal variety for you my good man

Is the pay any good?

[Claireinblack]

Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.

Wanking while having it off with your girlfriend AND skateboarding all at the same time would get you 3 yes`s on Britains got talent i bet !!!


Could also get you an interesting visit to Casualty.....
And yes of course the Nurses would laugh at you....

[theraven1979]

Apart from the 1st one - I'm guessing the below hasn't changed since you were a teenager.

Jim

Mi kids,
Skateboarding,
Playing mi guitar,
Skateboarding,
Playing Gigs,
Skateboarding,
Drinking ale, wanking and having it off with my girl friend when I'm not skateboarding.
That's about it really.

[paulinblack]

Cricket
Swindon Town
Colorado

[Toiler On The Sea]

getting paid 3 hours Overtime and having the job done in 30 minutes. Result.

[mickinblack]

THE Stranglers
Aston Villa
Orange Choclate.......
When Birmingham City Lose.

[Alias]

Too much hate on this forum! so howz about things you fecken love?

Fucken hippy bastard!

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

Fucken hippy bastard!!?
How very dare you? Im extremely hurt by this.

Here have a flower and if you ever go to Glasgow be sure to wear a flower in your hair, or summat, like.

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

The Stranglers 1974-1990.