pigeon wrote:
Have you ever wonderd why my glasses are a little wonky?. .
That's weird, I always thought that your glasses were fine,
it was just the rest of you that was a wee bit squinty!
Kids: who'd have 'em?
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
That's weird, I always thought that your glasses were fine,
it was just the rest of you that was a wee bit squinty!
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
Squinty what kind of word is that? 
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A fitting one.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
He's gotta see it though Alias...Only in GlasgowAlias wrote:A fitting one.
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
KIDS!!! 
Fuck knows how I ended up with 5!!!!! Well I know how it came about but I dont know why I couldnt be arsed to pull out!!!
Fuck knows how I ended up with 5!!!!! Well I know how it came about but I dont know why I couldnt be arsed to pull out!!!Come on you Warriors!!!
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
themaninblack1963 wrote:KIDS!!!
Too much information.......
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
bongo wrote:Too little information at the time me thinksClaireinblack wrote:themaninblack1963 wrote:KIDS!!!
Too much information.......
Yeah!Check out the joke thread!If only 'facials' were in back then 
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
Aw, come on, eventually they make you proud.
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
No one can win against kipple.
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on, eventually they make you proud.
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
Same school Pidge went to, I'm guessing.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
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Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
It was my youngest's 16th birthday this week & we celebrated it by going to the Indian followed by 'Hot Tub Time Machine' at the cinema it was fab
When I think how stressful all those birthday parties were when the boys were young - baking millions of cakes, bouncy castles, 30 hyper kids running about screaming or 'meals out' at McDonalds etc
Kids - I 'd have'em but it's not so bad them growing up either
When I think how stressful all those birthday parties were when the boys were young - baking millions of cakes, bouncy castles, 30 hyper kids running about screaming or 'meals out' at McDonalds etc
Kids - I 'd have'em but it's not so bad them growing up either
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Over at the band's guitarist's house last night he mentioned that his
son turns 17 next week and all he wanted was a Dominos Pizza and he'd be happy.
Ah bless, I thought.
Of course, he's now upgraded that request to "Tickets for Donnington" instead.
son turns 17 next week and all he wanted was a Dominos Pizza and he'd be happy.
Ah bless, I thought.
Of course, he's now upgraded that request to "Tickets for Donnington" instead.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
Re: Kids: who'd have 'em?
Alias wrote:Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on, eventually they make you proud.
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
Same school Pidge went to, I'm guessing.
Lost cause then!!
No one can win against kipple.