themaninblack1963 wrote:KIDS!!! Fuck knows how I ended up with 5!!!!! Well I know how it came about but I dont know why I couldnt be arsed to pull out!!!
themaninblack1963 wrote:KIDS!!! Fuck knows how I ended up with 5!!!!! Well I know how it came about but I dont know why I couldnt be arsed to pull out!!!
Too much information.......
Too little information at the time me thinks
Yeah!Check out the joke thread!If only 'facials' were in back then
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on, eventually they make you proud.
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!
Same school Pidge went to, I'm guessing.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
It was my youngest's 16th birthday this week & we celebrated it by going to the Indian followed by 'Hot Tub Time Machine' at the cinema it was fab
When I think how stressful all those birthday parties were when the boys were young - baking millions of cakes, bouncy castles, 30 hyper kids running about screaming or 'meals out' at McDonalds etc
Kids - I 'd have'em but it's not so bad them growing up either
Over at the band's guitarist's house last night he mentioned that his
son turns 17 next week and all he wanted was a Dominos Pizza and he'd be happy.
Ah bless, I thought.
Of course, he's now upgraded that request to "Tickets for Donnington" instead.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
Bag Lady wrote:Aw, come on, eventually they make you proud.
My son (7) brought home his spellings last week and the first 2 in the list were "beach" and "peach". He has to write sentences using his set spellings and, without prompting, he found he could combine them into one sentence:
"I was walking on the beachis looking at the peachis (trees)"
"Mummy, I made it ok, I put trees" he said when he showed me! Sadly his teacher is in hospital this week so I can't hope for any interesting comments back!