"Bring me a piece of my Mummy". Caption Competition....

[PaulinLondon]

Hugh Grant : "Darling. They played a new song tonight. What was it called ?"

Liz Hurley : "Retro Rocket". Keep up for God's sake".

Hugh Grant : "Fancy a Pork Vindaloo ?"

Liz Hurley : "Good shout".

[jason]

Hugh Grant: I don't know why Liz but I just can't get that spiffing song called Tits by that fab four piece The Stranglers out my head tonight darling!

[Bubba]

Just two Sunspots.

[jason]

Hugh grant again: And now Liz I can't stop singing Two Sunspots for some god damn reason that escapes me!

[jason]

You beat me to it Bubba!

[Bubba]

You beat me to it Bubba!

LOL, Great minds. :D

"Divine Brown, sucked on my plums...."

[ravenlunatic]

Liz: "Whats that tune you keep humming?"

Hugh: "Humming? was I humming?"

Liz: "Yes you keep humming something, and mumbling something about a valley with some birds in it"

Hugh: "Really? Oh god how embarrassing, sorry"

10 minutes later

Liz: "Stop it, your doing it again"

Hugh: "Mmnn...stop what?"

Liz: "Now your singing to yourself.......you keep going "ahoy ahoy" and singing about going into a valley again"

Hugh: "Oh was I? sorry. I don't know what I was thinking............................did I ever tell you about when we were shooting that film about the Welsh mountain? Spectacular scenary........... lovely deep valleys........."

Liz: "Oh for fuck sake"

[beebop]

"Whats that in the middle - The valley of the birds"

[Roy Batty]

hugh grant "when we get home from this stranglers gig liz, i'm gonna give you a pearl knecklace!"

liz "nice n sticky, nice n sticky, nice n sticky does it!!"

[NMH1965]

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