Stephen Gately r.i.p

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MULLY wrote:Latest news on the sudden death of Stephen Gately.......

Early indictations from the post-mortem would appear to show signs of Bird Flu. After all he was fond of a cock-or-two!!

Further investigations highlighted that chocolate was found around his arsehole. Police believe George Michael was to blame - it was a Careless Wispa!!

Police have also not ruled out his death may have been a second suicide attempt. Previous police investigations showed he had once before attempted to take his own life with a knife - but he was a shit stabber!!

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the post mortem of steven gateley revealed that he had dried fruit up his arse. police think he was date raped!
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theraven1979 wrote:God bless Charlie Brooker http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... y-jan-moir

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theraven1979 wrote:God bless Charlie Brooker http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... y-jan-moir

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What a good article. Such a shame that it probably won't receive as much publicity as the original one.
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I knew when I created this thread that there would be alot of piss taking and gay jokes hopefully they were not intended to be gay bashing as I don't believe anyone on this board is homophobic. It's just a shame that ceertain elements of the press have gone with stereotype and not surprising the Daily mail has gone with a right wing view as usual.
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After the funeral, it was reported that Louis Walsh received an anonymous phone call - pull Johnathon & Edward from X-Factor or another one of Boyzone gets it!!
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wanderlust wrote:Tragic how a young man can die so suddenly like this for no apparent reason. Ok wasn't a fan of the music but still shocking when you see someone just die like that and is the same age as you. :cry:
There are plenty of people of his age and younger who die all the time, its just that in some quarters he was deemed to be famous and so sadly his death was regarded as headline news!! :smt011


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