Aren't Women Great?

mabus · Post by **mabus** » 03 Sep 2008, 16:51

On a more serious note - please watch the public service film below

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

adam_neil · Post by **adam_neil** » 03 Sep 2008, 18:17

Claireinblack wrote:Guys,

Now come along....
It is a well known fact that women can multi-task with ease.

And as for car maintainance.......
That's one of the two reasons we have men around.....

Two reasons? Are you sure Claire..

Mowing the lawn and getting a round of drinks in surely makes three!

Adam

Paul · Post by **Paul** » 03 Sep 2008, 18:26

q. how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
a. none, they can learn to cook in the dark.

q. why did the woman cross the road?
a. who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen.

q. what do women and washing machines have in common?
a. they both drip when they're fucked.

Post by **gizzard** » 03 Sep 2008, 18:31

Paul wrote:q. what do women and washing machines have in common?
a. they both drip when they're fucked.

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 03 Sep 2008, 19:43

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 03 Sep 2008, 19:54

Why do wimmin have smaller feet than men?

So they can get closer to the sink.

Post by **NMH1965** » 03 Sep 2008, 21:15

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Women can't work on Cars though

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It beats using the handbrake though!

Post by **Claireinblack** » 03 Sep 2008, 21:17

adam_neil wrote:
Claireinblack wrote:Guys,

Now come along....
It is a well known fact that women can multi-task with ease.

And as for car maintainance.......
That's one of the two reasons we have men around.....

Two reasons? Are you sure Claire..

Mowing the lawn and getting a round of drinks in surely makes three!

Adam

I can do those if i really have to.......

Arthur Streeb-Greebling · Post by **Arthur Streeb-Greebling** » 04 Sep 2008, 14:16

mabus wrote:On a more serious note - please watch the public service film below

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 04 Sep 2008, 16:59

Love the new Dragons Den piss take: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNd1uguGaY

Post by **Niki Wu** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:28

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Women can't work on Cars though

That's no woman that's Steve Tyler from Aerosmith with a wig and couple of strategically placed melons....tuhhh!!!

Post by **Claireinblack** » 05 Sep 2008, 21:32

Niki Wu wrote:
Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:Women can't work on Cars though

That's no woman that's Steve Tyler from Aerosmith with a wig and couple of strategically placed melons....tuhhh!!!