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Hilary Clinton : "Bill, if The Strangs do a UK tour later this year, I really want to go, ok ?"

Bill Clinton : "I'm so sorry darling. There seems to be a problem".
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Hilary Clinton : "Is she trying to get out of that Clintoris?"
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:lol: Paul.

Not the first time an ole dog has been there.
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Hilary Clinton : "Bill, Have you got any tickets for the Stranglers gigs in there? ?"

Bill Clinton : "Get this fcuking dog off me dear and have a look!".
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Dog : "Look, I'll come with you but please take me out for a piss during Golden Brown".
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Dog : "Look, I'll come with you but please take me out for a piss during Golden Brown".
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hilary:"you told me monica was the only dog you'd had sex with!!" :?
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not THAT bone you stupid hound !! :lol:
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Dog: "I'll do anything for you, if only you promise to take me along to the next Stranglers concert"

Bill Clinton : "Sorry, but no cigar"
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Bill : "Fancy a threesome?"
Dog : "Yeah OK". [Locks on to Bill's meat `n' two veg]
Hilary : "Don't you think we're all just a bit too old for that sort of thing now?"
Dog : "She's right Bill, you are a little on the small side. Perhaps we should have a nice cup of tea and listen to some Stranglers' tunes".
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