ANY CHANCE OF A PISSED UP ROW??!!

[yellowcakeuf6]

1996 eh? A great year pour la revolution.

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

Many years ago I had the fortune to use Jet's 'Cunt' phrase against one of Strathclydes finest.You know the one.."What if I said,etc"Sweden.

Picture this:Doing something I shouldn't be doing which leads to your door being put in and 13 plain clothes pile through the door.They
search high and low and generally cause mischief and damage.Two young rockets are really enthusiastic in their roles to the extent that
they take it too far..even the old hands recognise this.....I take exception and take the male fucker out.....

me:"Hey tit!"
Tit:"You talkin to me?"
me:"Who else? whit ye aw aboot?"
Tit"Fuck up or I'll nick ye!"
me:"Really?Ok..what if I call you a cunt?"
Tit:"Eh?
me:"What if I call you a cunt?" By this time the auld hands and the Mrs twig said tit is getting it.
Tit:"Who ye talkin tae? I'll fuckin nick ye!"Much sniggering amongst his colleagues starts and the wife
knowing the drill,laughs and waits on the punchline.
me:"Ok,what if I thought that you're a cunt?Would that make any difference?"
Tit:"Whit d'ye mean?"
me:"Well,if I thought you were a cunt,in my heid,you wouldn't know but if I called ye wan ye'd nick me,is that right?"
Tit:"Shut up..."By this time all 16 of us in the room know what's coming next except this Tit....until it's too late..
me:"Well you know something?I THINK yer a total cunt!" By this time everyone in the room are pissin themselves and said Tit
has decked me and cuffed me for a breach(which was dropped)and was carted away for a six hour stint in a cell.

At the time the cunt deserved it.An over zealous new start with an attitude.
And to this day I don't regret giving six hours of my life to fuck him up.
Things have changed.I've changed.My life's changed.I don't do the things I used to do.
This was fourteen years ago.

But to me,to fuck over a daft cunt who thought breaking glass on a picture,amongst other things was fun was worth it.



Wouldn't dream of doing it now.....too auld for that shit!

Excefuckingllent!

[ThruBeingCool]

Let's ban Grayo

He comes on here, our little forum and tries to tell us that The Stranglers Mk4 aren't the real deal. Shame on him, I say!

Burn the witch!

[ThruBeingCool]

No one argues anymore Bit boring innit

[villainblack]

No one argues anymore Bit boring innit

well you did start the Licky licky thread, everybody is loved up now IMHO

[Kathinboots]

How about a Licky Licky thread convention? In the Lickey Hills? Nice part of the country. Near motorways. Golf course. Perfect. Night.

[ThruBeingCool]

How about a Licky Licky thread convention? In the Lickey Hills? Nice part of the country. Near motorways. Golf course. Perfect. Night.

You're drunk,go to sleep

[Kathinboots]

How about a Licky Licky thread convention? In the Lickey Hills? Nice part of the country. Near motorways. Golf course. Perfect. Night.

You're drunk

Not the only one by the looks of it....

[ThruBeingCool]

Fexache!

[Alias]

Just back from a cancelled Straigten Ooot gig, had a wee bit more that
4 pints (the definition of Binge Drinkinking, actually) seen some Glasgow
punk rock instead (Hello Ray! ) and was wondering who wants some?


Thought not.














Fucken pussys.

[gjinblack]

Just over four pints? Hah, for me and the boys every night is drinky night!

[Alias]

Just over four pints? Hah, for me and the boys every night is drinky night!

Nah mate, I just read that rfecently (fuck the spelling) - the definition of binge drinkin is any more thasn 4 pints
(3 if yer a lady). As you said, less than half a session for mosty of us.

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