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Post by 105-1009277470 » 18 May 2002, 00:24

Big Brother might have said 'it's the place to go,' but who'll be the one who goes first???
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BIG BROTHER 3

‘Okay!’ shouts Divina, ‘Here are this year’s Big Brother contestants!’
The crowd eagerly anticipate, it’s what they’ve waited for for the last year or more.
‘Right…’ A snare drum rolls, paradiddling to the pandemonium. Divina’s about to piss herself. ‘…the moment you’ve all been waiting for…. And here they are!!!! The Big Brother contestants are… Hugh from Belsize Park North London… Dave from Brighton in Sussex… Jean Jacques from Guildford, Surrey… Brian from Ilford, Essex …. John from Paradise Row, Leytonstone …Paul from the river bank, West London and Baz from Ooop North East-like !!!!

A fanfare unfolds as the crowd foams and froths into a frenzy of who’s gonna get the boot first out of the Big Brother house.…?

Who will it be?

It’s your turn to vote now!

Who’s out of Big brother’s door first?

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Post by StanInBlack » 18 May 2002, 01:44

Well it certainly won't be JJ! hehehehe...

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Post by Dom P » 18 May 2002, 02:38

I dunno. Can you imagine Hugh cleaning out the chicken shed?
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Post by 105-1009277470 » 18 May 2002, 11:59

WHOEVER GETS TO THE BB FINAL HAS A CHANCE TO GET AN 'UNDER THE COVERS' WANK AND A SNOG OFF THAT WELSH TART HELEN IF THEY'RE LUCKY. (EURGH!) ALTHOUGH REACHING THE FINALS SHOULDN'T UNDULY CONCERN MESSRS ROBERTS AND ELLIS.

SORRY PAUL, I'LL VOTE YOU OUT NOW TO SAVE YOU THE SLAGGINGS! :)

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Post by StanInBlack » 18 May 2002, 12:47

I reckon either JJ or Dave is going to win!

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Post by Alex » 18 May 2002, 13:16

I think there'll be some good house-mate arguments:

Jet's food intake
Someone'll hide Dave's bag
Only 1 acoustic guitar between them
Baz tells Hugh how to play the Golden Brown solo
Paul cheeks Dave 1 too many times (and it was probably him who hid his bag)

What would their house exit songs be?

JJ- Never to look back or Kung-fu Fighting?

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Post by StanInBlack » 18 May 2002, 18:29

And imagine the interesting bedroom brawl that would erupt from discussion which is better... 10 or Coup De Grace :D

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Post by 105-1009277470 » 18 May 2002, 19:21

Posted: May 18 2002,13:16
Only 1 acoustic guitar between them


BIG BROTHER ASKS THE NEW HOUSEMATES TO PICK UP THE ONE ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND TAKE IT IN TURNS TO PLAY A STRANGLERS SONG.

'THE ONE WHO CAN'T PLAY IT GETS VOTED OUT'

SOUNDS LIKE PAUL DOESN'T IT? NEVER SEEN HIM WITH A GUITAR ON.
(PS. I'VE SEEN A PIC OF JET WITH A GUITAR ROUND HIS NECK, SO THERE). SO JET STAYS, AND PAUL'S WALKING OUT THE DOOR TO THE TRACK :D IN HEAVEN SHE WALKS :D

TADAAH! WE'RE DOWN TO 6.

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Post by StanInBlack » 18 May 2002, 20:24

What's the next challenge? The drink 10 pints of lager and see who can make beans on toast most successfully competition?
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Post by DannyL » 18 May 2002, 20:30

That's John Ellis out then...

I reckon he'd be out next anyway. He'd piss 'em all off with his droning on about modern art and revolutionary Soviet montage film directors, and would spend his time in his bedroom reading Nietchze.

Mind you, I reckon Hugh and JJ would keep nominating each other every week, so it could be one of those.
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Post by StanInBlack » 18 May 2002, 20:39

It's a good thing the big brother house doesn't have a stereo, just imagine the fights!

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Post by 105-1009277470 » 19 May 2002, 11:40

DannyL wrote:That's John Ellis out then...

I reckon he'd be out next anyway. He'd piss 'em all off with his droning on about modern art and revolutionary Soviet montage film directors, and would spend his time in his bedroom reading Nietchze.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - ANY OBJECTIONS TO THE EJECTION OF THE ELLIS CHAP????

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