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as the comedian Stewart Francis once said...."i think that women who say size doesn't matter are shallow". Mind you...he also said..."i'm the youngest of 3....both my parents are older"

if you look at my posts on various topics, you'll see i can be quite provocative....but this post is of a very serious matter. does anyone know how best to get the grease off the tiles behind my cooker.....and none of your Cilit Bang pish.....tried that....utter shite. if i ever meet Barry Scott in ...

has anyone read ADDICT by Stephen Smith....true story about rags to riches to rags again....very funny, disturbing, moving. Once you start this one, you can't stop. There was a movie in the pipeline a few years ago and Robbie Williams' dad was lined up for it. Can't seem to find any more new info on...

i've still got an original copy of Stretcher case baby c/w sick of being sick by the damned. haven't checked on ebay for a while but does anyone know how much they go for these days.....i'm not selling like....just curious

i saw a copy of a Japanese import cd of Machine Gun Etiquette years ago and their versions of the lyrics were questionable....but the one that sticks in my mind is (not actually a lyric) at the end of smash it up when the posh dude repeats..."nibbled to death by an okapi".....the Japanese ...

i used to work in the dye house part of the Russell Athletic factory beside me. We had to dye the fabric which also included filling buckets with chemicals to be added at specific times. Bored one backshift, i gave this new guy (who was a lazy pain in the arse) a sheet of paper with a list of chemic...

fuck me...the ugly wife jokes went down like a knackered lift

summer dreamer is definitely in front here....that's a cracker

i can't find a 2p to compare the size of my beast to....will a lentil do

rik, mike and vivian are in the living room complaining about how bored they are when neil appears holding a cake..."surpriiiise" he calls. the others ignore him and carry on moaning. neil reappears with the cake and calls out..."surpriiiise". ignored again. after a third attempt...

you should try Livingston in Scotland mate....the term 'concrete jungle' was born outta there i'm sure. When i was recovering from leg surgery the physio said it's essential you take nice long walks.....for fuck sake....it's just streets, streets, and more streets where i live....nowt nice about it

i take it yo're an ugly wife that's taken offence then