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by bellainblack
24 Apr 2016, 20:03
Forum: Tribute Bands
Topic: STRAIGHTEN OUT 2016 TOUR
Replies: 46
Views: 34023

Re: STRAIGHTEN OUT 2016 TOUR

A date not listed here although it is on the SO website is Saturday 28 May at the Holroyd Arms in Guildford. How interesting. A Stranglers tribute band playing to an elitist audience. Yes and they are playing in someone's back garden on the 6th August .....for elitist Stranglers fans apparently.
by bellainblack
23 Apr 2016, 21:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Blonde Jokes!!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 2337

Re: Blonde Jokes!!!!!

this should get all the females' backs up...... 3 blonde women are out for a walk in the country one hot afternoon when one stops and says...."look!, horse tracks!" the other two look down a bit puzzled. another says..."no...no, you're wrong....that's more like deer tracks". the...
by bellainblack
20 Apr 2016, 22:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Biggest bollock dropped at work?
Replies: 57
Views: 7838

Re: Biggest bollock dropped at work?

I texted my ex-partner once who had gone into an interview, the following text: "Text me when you get out of your meeting sweetie x" A few hours later I had a meeting with my boss for my yearly appraisal. He looked at me sternly across his desk, held up his phone to show me a text on the s...
by bellainblack
18 Apr 2016, 21:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Blonde Jokes!!!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 2337

Re: Blonde Jokes!!!!!

this should get all the females' backs up...... 3 blonde women are out for a walk in the country one hot afternoon when one stops and says...."look!, horse tracks!" the other two look down a bit puzzled. another says..."no...no, you're wrong....that's more like deer tracks". the...
by bellainblack
17 Apr 2016, 23:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Old TV Programmes
Replies: 31
Views: 3979

Re: Old TV Programmes

Bonanza......loved the theme song and opening credits.
by bellainblack
14 Apr 2016, 22:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Things you fecken hate..........
Replies: 3916
Views: 344342

Re: Things you fecken hate..........

Hotel/B&B websites which ask you to email them for further information on booking a room. I don't want to fuck about waiting for a reply, I just want to see a price and if its available and book it if its suitable Calm down our Brian...try Booking.com....instant booking and free cancellation......
by bellainblack
13 Apr 2016, 20:09
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Whose @ RAH 4 Damned
Replies: 38
Views: 4555

Re: Whose @ RAH 4 Damned

I'm spreading the love AND offering information and guidance to a fellow Forumster in need of help with his decision making... as to your information regarding correct grammar... thank you my dear but vampires are allowed (during daylight activity) to sign out of letters, legal documents AND Forum ...
by bellainblack
12 Apr 2016, 19:35
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ugly wife jokes
Replies: 25
Views: 3171

Re: ugly wife jokes

ThruBeingCool wrote:
bellainblack wrote:
leaflets??
I wrote to "Dear Deidre" once. It's a long story (if you'll pardon the pun)

:oops:
You must tell me about it sometime....this long story of yours.
by bellainblack
12 Apr 2016, 08:39
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
Replies: 22
Views: 3514

Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

Hammersmith1982 wrote:I have to use my wheelchair to help me carry it around. Good evening to all the fine ladieeeesssssss :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Yes, I know........I'll get me coat!
Please do :roll:
by bellainblack
11 Apr 2016, 19:31
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ugly wife jokes
Replies: 25
Views: 3171

Re: ugly wife jokes

ThruBeingCool wrote:Is size really that important? I got some leaflets that say "No"

Surely it's about the quality of the loving and not just penetration?

leaflets??
by bellainblack
11 Apr 2016, 19:30
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ugly wife jokes
Replies: 25
Views: 3171

Re: ugly wife jokes

Is size really that important? I got some leaflets that say "No" Surely it's about the quality of the loving and not just penetration? Quite right Mr Spooner, please refer to my reply on Big Bernard's Thread "Who has got the biggest beast". I should really edit the reply and rep...
by bellainblack
11 Apr 2016, 19:28
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?
Replies: 22
Views: 3514

Re: Who's got the biggest 'beast'?

is the guy in the picture wearing hairy stockings by any chance?