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by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2020, 10:08
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?
Replies: 15
Views: 2506

Re: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?

Boody wrote: 27 Aug 2020, 23:03 They were phenomenal- as was the Alex Harvey Band supporting them.
Surely they were sensational, rather than phenomenal? :)
by droopsnoot
21 Aug 2020, 12:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied.
by droopsnoot
20 Aug 2020, 18:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.
Replies: 28
Views: 3481

Re: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.

for those that don't get that , his impersonation of a black man singing That annoys me, as well. But then it annoyed me when the bloke from Ruts DC put on a similar accent for some of their songs when I saw them supporting The Stranglers a few years back. I don't really like UB40, it's not my kind...
by droopsnoot
18 Aug 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.
by droopsnoot
30 Jul 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Anyone want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly?

I have a load of back issues.
by droopsnoot
14 Jul 2020, 09:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
by droopsnoot
06 Jul 2020, 18:26
Forum: Contact Fans/Arrange Pre-gig piss-ups etc.
Topic: Pubs/beer.
Replies: 13
Views: 1532

Re: Pubs/beer.

I went to the pub on Saturday night, and on Sunday lunchtime for lunch with parents, and on Sunday evening. The lunchtime one was the quietest - I really wonder how they can survive if it continues as quietly as it was on Sunday, but perhaps that's just because it was the first weekend and people wi...
by droopsnoot
02 Jul 2020, 10:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Back to Countryfile, and we're down on the farm for an in-depth interview with a dairy farmer: Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A coupl...
by droopsnoot
30 Jun 2020, 09:52
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury
Replies: 19
Views: 5270

Re: Glastonbury

I haven't seen that video before, but it pretty much confirms that the reason you don't see them on the BBC is that it wasn't filmed. There are static cameras below the front of stage, but I imagine that's for the big video screens either side - there didn't seem to be anyone on stage filming.
by droopsnoot
26 Jun 2020, 10:06
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

The Proclaimers' lawn is getting out of control and they are blaming B&Q.

They've been to Lochaber, no mower. Sutherland, no mower. Lewis, no mower. Skye, no mower.
by droopsnoot
25 Jun 2020, 11:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Statues and censoring old songs
Replies: 95
Views: 10216

Re: Statues and censoring old songs

I have a problem with violent mobs ripping down statues, and it's just because it's vandalism. There are procedures for getting statues put up, and there are procedures for having them taken down. Those procedures have undoubtedly been modified over the years, and rightly so, to cope with changing a...
by droopsnoot
07 Jun 2020, 19:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205314

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q yesterday when a mate called and asked how big the queue was.

I said ‘the same size as the B’