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Is size really that important? I got some leaflets that say "No" Surely it's about the quality of the loving and not just penetration? Quite right Mr Spooner, please refer to my reply on Big Bernard's Thread "Who has got the biggest beast". I should really edit the reply and rep...

if you look at my posts on various topics, you'll see i can be quite provocative....but this post is of a very serious matter. does anyone know how best to get the grease off the tiles behind my cooker.....and none of your Cilit Bang pish.....tried that....utter shite. if i ever meet Barry Scott in...

"bellainblack" has suggested an excellent new thread... 'Who's got the biggest 'beast'' Well fella's just WHO on this fine Forum has the biggest beast, "bellainblack" has courageously offered to 'put her hand' at measuring duties! May I suggest until final 'Rules' are agreed tha...

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states. ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting...

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states. ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting...

"Down in the screwball?"

On the same subject as above with attitudes changing- Wake up and Make Love to Me- 'it's lovely while you're sleeping' would now be classed as rape! Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk But with a consenting adult albeit asleep and not violently forced... He also emphasised in a radio interview tha...

'You come awake
In a horny morning mood
And we'll have a proper wriggle
In the naughty, naked nude"

Only Ian Dury could write these simplistic lyrics and raise a smile...

....the end of March

Thought I would take the lead here as it is my city that is hosting the Welsh leg of the Black & White tour 2016 on Friday 18th March. The best pub for a meet up of fans is the Pen & Wig 1 Park grove, Cardiff CF10 3BJ and just over a 5 minute walk to the Cardiff Students Union University gr...

Boody wrote:Enjoy Cardiff. My daughter has banned me from going as she is a student there and she doesn't want me turning up at her house afterwards and embarrassing her. Which in fairness I did to her sister a couple of years ago after a Newcastle gig...

Hilarious mate!

Thought I would take the lead here as it is my city that is hosting the Welsh leg of the Black & White tour 2016 on Friday 18th March. The best pub for a meet up of fans is the Pen & Wig 1 Park grove, Cardiff CF10 3BJ and just over a 5 minute walk to the Cardiff Students Union University gre...