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Still alive and kicking, just not really sober.....

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13 ... t_outrage/

Just as long as it doesn't quickly become The World Cup 1966 Thread ! :evil: Bloody right, though I'll happily support England, except when they play against... Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Armenia, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Azerbaij...

Couldn't resist this one.....

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.

"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

Does this count?

laurie wrote:WHY BUY WHEN U CAN MAKE YOUR OWN

Piece of piss - http://www.sonic.net/~paul/humour/msg00301.html - although getting the parts might be a bitch.

Got this one through.....

I snub them all. Can't be arsed with people coming up to me and thinking I'm their best mate just coz they've had a couple of pints when for the rest of the year they've been slagging me off.

Bah humbug!

Here's some Tommy Coopers..... Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books. And the back of ...