I'm already bored with my time machine and I've only had it a year.
Probably won't bother getting it.
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- 29 Nov 2023, 09:55
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
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- 28 Nov 2023, 10:00
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
- Views: 129133
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
I bought a load of shares in a company that makes clothing for the clergy - vicars' cassocks, monks' robes, nuns' habits, bishops' mitres, that sort of thing - but the market collapsed and I lost a fortune.
Still, it did say in the small print that the value of vestments can go down as well as up
Still, it did say in the small print that the value of vestments can go down as well as up
- 19 Nov 2023, 19:38
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
They say that Mafia members are nasty people, but while growing up, I lived next door to one and he was actually a nice guy.
In fact, every morning, he paid me £20 just to start his car.
In fact, every morning, he paid me £20 just to start his car.
- 17 Nov 2023, 19:11
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: Best song seen live?
- Replies: 111
- Views: 53690
Re: Best song seen live?
i don't know if you was at that gig but i was and i remember thinking wtf is that why is JJ whispering Something better change !!! I wasn't, much too far south for me to venture. As for why, hadn't he just been beaten up on the way through France to get to the gig? Maybe his ribs were hurting so he...
- 17 Nov 2023, 09:33
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: Best song seen live?
- Replies: 111
- Views: 53690
Re: Best song seen live?
Which kind of relates back to the other thread when i mentioned the same song was sang a bit weird by JJ with a whisper at Alexander Palace. Its another example how JJ can be so good vocally on one tour and then so different at another. Maybe just a thing of the time - if you recall he sang it the ...
- 15 Nov 2023, 14:33
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
Once upon a time in the USA, there was a wasp. Now, this wasp was no ordinary wasp. No, this was an extremely intelligent wasp. He was so smart, in fact, that one day he decided to leave the nest to go to high school. Obviously, this was a big deal for his family, but they supported him in following...
- 10 Nov 2023, 14:15
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
Did you know Las Vegas has more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, some Sunday worshipers give casino chips when the collection basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos the churches devised a system to handle the collections. The churches send all of their co...
- 10 Nov 2023, 09:17
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: Strangler in the light
- Replies: 583
- Views: 795463
Re: Strangler in the light
Yes, it's here: https://stranglers.tmstor.es/product/116948theraven1979 wrote: ↑10 Nov 2023, 00:03 Actually yeah that's more than I paid for it. Can't you get it off the official site?
Jim
- 09 Nov 2023, 19:19
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: Strangler in the light
- Replies: 583
- Views: 795463
Re: Strangler in the light
and also an indication that Epic weren't that interested with Hugh gone. I recall something, perhaps in "No Mercy", where someone at Epic basically came to Marian and showed her the Stranglers contract with "Drop" circled on it just after Hugh had left, so a bit more than "...
- 08 Nov 2023, 19:30
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
A Kiwi farmer has 796 sheep. Realizing that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm and his loyal sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he’ll probably need a new dog, in fact, a whole team of dogs to round so many sheep up. So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at ...
- 08 Nov 2023, 10:05
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 88
- Views: 129133
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
I joined a carpenter's class last week.
I haven't made anything yet - we've only just begun.
I haven't made anything yet - we've only just begun.
- 06 Nov 2023, 14:37
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: No Hard Feelings
- Replies: 11
- Views: 7338
Re: No Hard Feelings
Yes, that might have been where it came up.