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of course its a different story when some of us make innocent mistakes on benefit forms

She wants to avoid paying capital gains on a £1m profit
she stopped claimaing for her constituency home when she learnt that she might be liable to CGT on the Wimbledon home
still amazed that Cameron got away with £75000 mortgage interest payments on his constituency home when in opposition

glad she has gone
perhaps we can now focus attention on our fearless leaders vast housing claims before he got to number 10

a friend of mine oncee xperimented with putting marmite in home made ice cream, not to be recommended he tells me

not thought of it to coat potatoes but wil try that Jim
I find a spoonful lifts a Shepherds Pie very nicely

The Prince of condiments or a swab from Satan's inner rectum- discuss

JOhn Simopson on Radio 4 this morong said he thought the vote figures were probably genuine on the basis that those opposed to leaving Ukraine boycotted the referendum

and of course many on the DailyMail online site have reacted with joy whilst the loathesome Katie Hopkins tweets jokes

RIP to both

"I've had this broom 20 years..."
RIP

sorry I meant true story, on the piss with Rudolf and the Elves last night I am doing this part time to bring some guaranteed money in whilst business picks up and clients get around to paying me anyway I am in the grotto usually looking down on a small child who I deal with and on to the next one. ...

well boys and girls I do have a part time job at the moment as ..... SANTA CLAUS if you are all very good and someone shows me how to I will post the damning photographic evidence and see what I can do for you I also have a true stroy about my first weekend as Santa which might appeal to a certain M...