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by Paul
15 Nov 2008, 13:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: this drogba affair
Replies: 0
Views: 170

this drogba affair

well, a couple of things first. 1) It's been blown out of all proportion (the coin throwing) 2) chelsea, players team and fans have took the defeat very graciously, well done to them. about drogba though. when he scored, what was a very good goal, after a long lay off, why did he not run towards the...
by Paul
03 Sep 2008, 18:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Aren't Women Great?
Replies: 24
Views: 1381

q. how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
a. none, they can learn to cook in the dark.

q. why did the woman cross the road?
a. who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen.

q. what do women and washing machines have in common?
a. they both drip when they're fucked.

:shock:
by Paul
23 Aug 2008, 13:39
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ravens
Replies: 6
Views: 566

ravens

was out walking in the lake district a couple of days ago and saw a raven. bloody big thing, didn't know what it was at first until it flew above us, the sillowette was unmistakable. strange noise they make, not like a crow, but more like a grunting pig. it circled above us a few times, grunting bad...
by Paul
03 Jun 2008, 17:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Ice in the cider?
Replies: 19
Views: 1076

Claireinblack wrote:Any watering down of alcohol is serious business......

:evil: :lol:
Correct,
there is only one thing anyone should put in whiskey:-















































and that's another whiskey :smt030
by Paul
02 Jun 2008, 18:46
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: smalltown heroes
Replies: 1
Views: 406

smalltown heroes

quite a good little clip here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tss7TAThZlw




:P
by Paul
11 Apr 2008, 13:29
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: SADLY MISSED
Replies: 20
Views: 1156

saw big country live a few times at festivals, (including with the stranglers at derby) they were always a good live band and real crowd pleasers.
Stuart always seemed to be enjoying himself.

RIP

:(
by Paul
07 Apr 2008, 17:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188996

a blonde walks past a pet shop and sees a sign:-
"clitoris licking frog-ask inside"
the blonde walks in the shop and says to the shopkeeper "can I see this clitoris licking frog"
"bonjour" says the shopkeeper.
by Paul
10 Jan 2008, 20:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188996

by Paul
04 Dec 2007, 19:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188996

Organ Grinder wrote:After all the mayhem of calling a teddy bear 'Mohammed' in Sudan, Sooty has cancelled his tour of Jamaica.
:P
by Paul
22 Oct 2007, 18:27
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Jake Stigers
Replies: 1
Views: 456

Jake Stigers

Jake Stigers (brother of more famous Curtis Stigers) is on tour at the moment, with his band.
Saw them last night and seeing them again tonight, they're fucking brilliant live, really rocky and the guitar player-Nunzio, is world class.

If you get the chance see them
Jake Stigers
by Paul
14 Aug 2007, 17:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Comedy greats ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1728

green wing
by Paul
07 Aug 2007, 20:00
Forum: Stranglers Polls
Topic: which dave song for winter tour?
Replies: 19
Views: 4122

GRIFF wrote:the setlist should include ALL dave songs
yes, I would have voted for god is good