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by Ian9331
02 Feb 2013, 19:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188921

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three h...
by Ian9331
22 Jan 2013, 20:50
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188921

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice.....
by Ian9331
17 Jan 2013, 22:43
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188921

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

EATING IN THE FIFTIES - UK >* Pasta had not been invented. >* Curry was a surname. >* Olive oil was kept in the medicine cabinet >* Spices came from the Middle East where they were used for embalming >* Herbs were used to make rather dodgy medicine. >* A takeaway was a mathematical problem. >* A piz...
by Ian9331
15 Jan 2013, 22:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: HMV Enters Administration
Replies: 60
Views: 4173

Re: HMV Enters Administration

Will HMV still be trading online ??
by Ian9331
15 Jan 2013, 21:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: HMV Enters Administration
Replies: 60
Views: 4173

Re: HMV Enters Administration

(I prefer REAL books to e.books) I have the ability and knowledge to download, but prefer real product with real artwork and packaging (as a physical reality). Burn e 77 Absolutely, something tangible :!: I have a Kindle & use it. I get books for free that I would find diffucult to buy. I get my mu...
by Ian9331
14 Jan 2013, 21:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 188921

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anyt...
by Ian9331
10 Jan 2013, 22:50
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 686
Views: 79399

Re: Last book read

I'm back to James Hadley Chase. A Brilliant Crime Writer INMO. A lot of his books are over 50yrs old (I was told this means any copyright is no longer valid - is this correct ?) but he has an amazing imagination. ie. A normal day to day person being incriminated and persecuted of crimes the person d...
by Ian9331
31 Dec 2012, 22:16
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Now....
Replies: 13
Views: 759

Re: Now....

Ravenette wrote:Well, will be an early night for me, as a bit of a boring old fart when it comes to NYE. But Happy New Year to one and all. :grin: :smt006
Same here. But still, all the very best!
by Ian9331
31 Dec 2012, 20:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Now....
Replies: 13
Views: 759

Re: Now....

Yeah... Don't drink too much. Not good for you...... :grin:

Happy New Year Paul and Everyone else who visits these boards & meets up at the gigs etc.

Have a Good One & be Good & Enjoy!

All the Best for 2013!

Ian
by Ian9331
12 Dec 2012, 21:33
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Today's Date
Replies: 2
Views: 472

Today's Date

121212

Today's date. Think about it, with our calendar there will never be a date like this again.. will there..? Unless we get a 13th Month.

Actually I think the next date like this will be 010101 in the year 3001.

Quite an historic date!
by Ian9331
10 Dec 2012, 20:54
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: The need to go to Facebook!
Replies: 28
Views: 2999

Re: The need to go to Facebook!

Social Networking - as in contacting, meeting people etc. Discussing anything. I'm OK with it.

It's not gonnna go away - love it or hate it but I prefer the term - Sink or Swim. We cannot stop it so we may as well accept it and sometimes you find it very good & funny! :smt030
by Ian9331
05 Dec 2012, 22:49
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Sons of Science !!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 231

Sons of Science !!!!

Don't forget this!

A TV Programme on about it now.

I do like this song and video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l3 ... ture=share