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by PaulD
08 Apr 2014, 22:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Marmite
Replies: 16
Views: 1330

Re: Marmite

not thought of it to coat potatoes but wil try that Jim
I find a spoonful lifts a Shepherds Pie very nicely
by PaulD
08 Apr 2014, 20:56
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Marmite
Replies: 16
Views: 1330

Marmite

The Prince of condiments or a swab from Satan's inner rectum- discuss
by PaulD
17 Mar 2014, 14:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Ukraine
Replies: 21
Views: 3858

Re: Ukraine

JOhn Simopson on Radio 4 this morong said he thought the vote figures were probably genuine on the basis that those opposed to leaving Ukraine boycotted the referendum
by PaulD
14 Mar 2014, 17:35
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Tony Benn and Bob Crowe
Replies: 20
Views: 1740

Re: Tony Benn and Bob Crowe

and of course many on the DailyMail online site have reacted with joy whilst the loathesome Katie Hopkins tweets jokes
by PaulD
14 Mar 2014, 16:34
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Tony Benn and Bob Crowe
Replies: 20
Views: 1740

Tony Benn and Bob Crowe

RIP to both
by PaulD
16 Jan 2014, 15:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: R.I.P Roger Lloyd Pack
Replies: 8
Views: 380

Re: R.I.P Roger Lloyd Pack

"I've had this broom 20 years..."
RIP
by PaulD
22 Dec 2013, 13:10
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Dear Santa
Replies: 21
Views: 1261

Re: Dear Santa

sorry I meant true story, on the piss with Rudolf and the Elves last night I am doing this part time to bring some guaranteed money in whilst business picks up and clients get around to paying me anyway I am in the grotto usually looking down on a small child who I deal with and on to the next one. ...
by PaulD
21 Dec 2013, 20:15
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Dear Santa
Replies: 21
Views: 1261

Re: Dear Santa

well boys and girls I do have a part time job at the moment as ..... SANTA CLAUS if you are all very good and someone shows me how to I will post the damning photographic evidence and see what I can do for you I also have a true stroy about my first weekend as Santa which might appeal to a certain M...
by PaulD
10 Dec 2013, 18:31
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Nelson Mandela R.I.P
Replies: 34
Views: 2982

Re: Nelson Mandela R.I.P

I am still shocked that a Stranglers fan gives credence to the rantings of the Springbok Club, as nasty a band of white supremacists as you are likely to come across outside the BNP
by PaulD
04 Dec 2013, 22:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Lewis Collins
Replies: 6
Views: 439

Re: Lewis Collins

did not get the Bond gig because too aggressive

in ither hands Bodie's phrase "get down on your kness and put your hands where I can see them" might have been a little less macho
by PaulD
23 Nov 2013, 20:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Where are you right now?
Replies: 2266
Views: 157539

Re: Where are you right now?

Sitting here waiting to hear ''Diddly-dum, diddly-dum, diddly-dum, dum dum diddle diddly-dum.....oooo eeee oooo!''

Yes, sad isn't it.


No it ain't but the correct notation is

dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum de dum de dum x 2

wah waaah!

etc
by PaulD
23 Nov 2013, 17:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: The most inspiring thing you have done so far today...
Replies: 40
Views: 2994

Re: The most inspiring thing you have done so far today...

found conclusive evidence of my wife's denied adultery